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Sintax.the.terrific9Older school rap, but doesn't sound terribly retro. Actually makes me want to listen to more than just the first track. Kind of reminds me of Tribe Called Quest/Leaders of the New School. Well Done. I like it.http://www.myspace.com/sintaxtheterrific Hurricane Crush

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Culture Prophet8Very cool. Dance music, but not so repetitive that it can't be listened to by itself. Well done.http://www.myspace.com/cultureprophetFaceMelter

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Lecherous Nocturne8No set up for the song, it just dives right in with the evil. The beginning is essentially very dark math rock, then about halfway through it transitions to a more traditional death-metally double-bass pedal deep-screeming sound. The musicianship is very good, although not necessarily mind-blowing.http://www.myspace.com/lecherousnocturneThe Divine Wind

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Mr. Countryfied8The production value is much higher than any of the other rap I've reviewed yet. I . . . actually . . . yes . . . like it. Not for the kiddies, though. Greenville rappers, please listen to this guy and notice that the song actually changes every now and then.http://www.myspace.com/countryfied3000How You Do It

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The Last Van Zant8I bet these guys put on the kind of show where people get stabbed. And not because of fights, but because it's fun. I like it.http://www.myspace.com/thelastvanzantExpendable

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Graydon Tomlinson7Piano-dominated radio pop. Reminds me of "Walking in Memphis" by Mark Cohn and maybe Coldplay and The New Radicals. I like the changeup in the bridge. It makes me want to hear more experimentation.http://www.myspace.com/graydontomlinsonLearning to Try

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Josh Montgomery7Reminds me of Jason Mraz. Strong vocals, maybe not the greatest range. Good guitar work. A little over-arranged (I'm thinking specifically of the reggae breakdown.)http://www.myspace.com/joshmontgomerySave Me

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The Malah7A lot of electronics, but still sounds like an actual band. High production value, good musicianship, very atmospheric. The first two minutes are just three chords played over and over again, slowly building. This reminds me a lot of the instrumental stuff done by the Beastie Boys.http://www.myspace.com/themalahPursuit Improv Funk

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3 Second Binge6Kind of a mix of Trent Reznor doing punk metal with a drunk English man yelling every now and then.http://www.myspace.com/styleaamanalinkavisitedfoScattered Smothered

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Aboyd Whigham6Slow and sparse piano and vocals Radiohead-style for 2 1/2 minutes, then a bizarre twist into noise rock and almost spoken word vocals, a return to piano and vocals with some loops thrown in, then back to noise rock. The music and performance is decent, but the song is very long and unfocused and the production value isn't great. Long songs need to develop, not just change every now and then. Side note, if you want a long review, have a thirteen-minute-long song.http://www.myspace.com/bosiferwhighamusPhonocamptic

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Among Thieves6The first two minutes of this song could be mistaken for a Jack Johnson if it weren't for the overwraught vocals. After that, though, it picks up and turns more punk rocky, just with acoustic guitar. Pretty good.http://www.myspace.com/xamongthievesxA Pathetic Display

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Charles Hedgepath6Instrumental, slow, and bluegrassy. It's nice, but a bit undercooked, with no real changes until the end.http://www.myspace.com/charleshedgepathArthur's Seat

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Cris Coke6Very high production quality compared to the other rap, and Chris has an interesting voice and style, although it's hard to understand the lyrics. It seems like his main bidness is producing ads, which are what the other "songs" are.http://www.myspace.com/criscokeFooling Myself

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Daylight Wasting6Another completely unreadable page. Pretty good. Kind of sounds like an updated Matchbox 20. http://www.myspace.com/daylightwastingFinal Destination

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Jacob's Theory6About 1 1/2 seconds into "Believe" you can tell that this band is a Christian band. Kind of out-of-date, not terribly interesting, but competent. Reminds me of late-nineties radio rock. Something like Lifehouse, Fuel, etc., but with better enunciation.http://www.myspace.com/jacobstheorybandBelieve

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Sonic Marvel6On the edge of interesting. I kept expecting some more creative chord choices or maybe some timing or tempo changes. It sounds like it's written for the radio, which isn't a good thing. Production and musicianship are good, though.http://www.myspace.com/sonicmarvelTragic Story

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Spencer Rush6Mid-tempo easy-listening pop. The production quality is really good, the musicianship is competent, and the song is decent. Pretty slick, would sound at home on the radio, but I don't think I'd actually listen to it.http://www.myspace.com/spencerrushHow Many Ways

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Truescribe6Intelligent rap, with fairly interesting beats. A breath of fresh air compared to most of the rap I've heard.http://www.myspace.com/truescribeWhere Is She

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When All Else Fails6Starts out slow, with a heavy distortion effect on the vocals, then picks up to a pretty fast, punky chorus. The high energy of the instruments doesn't transfer over to the vocals, which sound bored and kind of whiny. I imagine this probably isn't as much of a problem live as it is on the recording.http://www.myspace.com/waefscStrung Out

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Anacey5Sounds like early 2000s emo-pop rock. The band's tight, but it feels a little forced. http://www.myspace.com/anacey777A Means to An End

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Beatbanga Productions590s light rap. Reminds me of P.M Dawn's "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss".http://www.myspace.com/beatbangaproductionsGangsta Daddy

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Brian Andrew5John Mayerish soft acoustic pop. Not bad. The vocals sound a bit held back. The break about 3:00 minutes in shows that there's some room to grow.http://www.myspace.com/brianandrewmusicThrew It All Away

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Don Chapman5Polished 80s Christian music. Nothing groundbreaking, but not bad by any means.http://www.myspace.com/worshipideasI Adore You

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Firehouse5Wasn't Firehouse a pop metal band in the early nineties? Remember "Love of a Lifetime"? Anyway, this is more dirty souf rap, nothing bad, nothing that sticks out to me either.http://www.myspace.com/wrenfireInside Peanut

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I Got Dem Beat$ On Deck5This is the first rap artist I'm reviewing, and I apologize if I sound ignorant while reviewing it. It sounds good to me, just as good as the stuff that I don't listen to on the radio.http://www.myspace.com/youngshunproductionsWatch Me Lean

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Infiltrados5A weird mix of off-pitch ska and spanish vocals. Not really good, but I found myself nodding my head a few times. At least it's different.http://www.myspace.com/infiltra2Actos Ilegales

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Jordan Dyar590s-ish light pop. Reminds me of Four Non Blonds, or maybe Natalie Merchant. Four chords over and over and over again. Come on, buddy, there are 24 major and minor chords, and an infinity of other chords!http://www.myspace.com/jordandyarShe's the Story

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Today We Escape5Pretty Low-Fi production (guys, sometimes less distortion sounds heavier.) The song's not bad, though, and if the band and production had a little fine-tuning they could probably be pretty good. I like the harmonized vocals.http://www.myspace.com/xtodayweescapexRight Now Their Anger Is Focused Towards Each Other

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Too Late May5Emoish. Reminds me of Linkin Park. The drummer likes to play a lot. The over-earnestness sounds pretty forced. Try doing a catchy song with three chords.http://www.myspace.com/toolatemayBeauty For Ashes

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Allison4Pretty voice, soft country. The outdated backup band makes it sound a bit karaoke, though.http://www.myspace.com/allisonheadAngels in Waiting

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Before Normandy4Constant screaming, even during the more melodic chorus. I like the double bass pedal stuff, but the chord choices are pretty boring and the song doesn't change much. Sounds like it's supposed to be heavy but the music needs to be heavy too, if that makes any sense.http://www.myspace.com/beforenormandyOrange, Orange

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C-No4Starts out promising, then nothing really happens. Competent, but the mixing needs work. Page is unreadable.http://www.myspace.com/mrtickboomYou Ain't Bad

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Charlee Buitrago4Spanish lyrics, acoustic guitar, drums, bass, and a wah-pedal electric. I'm trying to think of good comparison, maybe Duncan Sheik? Not bad, but nothing stellar.http://www.myspace.com/charleebuitragoPerdido

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Cravin Melon4Country with accordion. Accordicountry? Anyway, Cravin Melon has always been the mellower version of Hootie, for those who can't take Hootie's manic, hyperactive, razor's-edge style of punky noise art-rock.http://www.myspace.com/cravinmelonFreedom Town

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Dave Armstrong4Very soft and ethereal guitars and vocals. I think the vocals show some promise, especially in the higher range.http://www.myspace.com/safetyforscapegoats2Winter Breath

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Soulshine4Very simple acoustic guitar song clearly designed to be sung in a bar. Competent, if not terribly interesting.http://www.myspace.com/soulshinesGstring Blues

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3 Green Cows3I'm finding it hard to believe that it took four band members to make this. A few piano chords and a shower.http://www.myspace.com/3greencowsShowerin'

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4-4(C.T.M.)3More boring rap. At least this one has a few breaks in it to break up the monotony, even though whoever starts rapping around 3 minutes in has no rhythm.http://www.myspace.com/demeastboyzI'm Strapped

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Electric Soldier Porygon3Extremely simplistic. Keyboard noodling and some indiscernable spoken word. Not much to speak of.http://www.myspace.com/electricsoldierporygonMy Crayola Creation

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Everlasting Earle3Kind of boring. The timing feels off, the song doesn't come together well. The vocals sound pretty weak, and the bass line doesn't fit. Lacks conviction.http://www.myspace.com/everlastingearleTil Now

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Andréa Miller2Pretty Boring. Kind of sounds like a girl Elvis singing a really repetitive hymn.http://www.myspace.com/andreamillermusicThe Devil Was Overpriviliged Too

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ATG2Boring rap. Same thing over and over again. I don't care if you're a pimp, can you make interesting music?http://www.myspace.com/atg864Pimp By Blood

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Blizzi "Bandana" Tye2More boring rap with copious amounts of n-word. I'm starting to wonder if rappers view indie rockers the same way I view rappers; cliched, repetitive, and largely identical.http://www.myspace.com/001020Dear Father

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BloodMoon222First of all, this page is completely unreadable, and apparently designed to harm epileptics. The only way I could read the bio was by highlighting it. Anyway, the song is some half-cooked Nine Inch Nails, and the singer sounds bored.http://www.myspace.com/bloodmoon22Need You

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Boochie2The music is weak, the beats are lame. A rap song needs more that a synthesizer loop and the n-word.http://www.myspace.com/kruckaholicsamprflWildn

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Carolina All-Stars2Okay, I know this isn't really a band, it's a cheerleading group, and I don't think they did any of this music (which I'm guessing is the music that goes with their routine), but it's such a bizarre and fast-paced medley that it's interesting in some sort of grad-studenty post-modern way that I wouldn't understand.http://www.myspace.com/carolinaallstarsthundercatsThundercats

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Claudia2Holy Shmoly.http://www.myspace.com/claudia38ddGet With Me

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Dables2About five seconds of music and some clips of Bill Hicks.http://www.myspace.com/thedablesOutro

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$BITTY BABY$ UNSIGNED AND FRESSSHHH1If you're a rapper, you should probably know more than three words. Weak.http://www.myspace.com/bittybmusicCatch A Case