You are about to enter the exciting world of Joseph Drawings!
Hello and WELCOME!! Please help us assist your entry into the artistic world of U.F.O's, Beem Up Dogs, and NYC Subways by filling out this quick purchasing form. As you already know the price for a Joseph original is $35 each (regular shipping at no additional charge unless you have a special express need)!
Unfortunately, until we have the means we are only accepting check or money orders* and delivery will be 4-6 weeks. I understand in this day and age the "honor code" seems a bit out dated, but we have only good intentions and we are a little lo-tech on this side of the planet. Sorry.
PLEASE FILL OUT THIS FORM AND SEND PAYMENT TO: Joseph Drawings Rule Anna Z. Christensen 917 Fulton St. #2 Brooklyn, NY 11238
*To ensure that your order is processed you must first fill out this form, then send the appropriate amount for the quantity you desire. Once your payment and request has been processed you will receive an email notification with expected delivery date.
**PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO - ANNA Z. CHRISTENEN** If for some strange reason you have not heard from us please send a message to our myspace account at www.myspace.com/beemupdog with the subject: WHERE THE HECK IS MY DRAWING?
Why does it take so dern long? Because we do things the old fashioned way.
By placing this order it will have to be hand delivered to Joseph himself. Exciting, isn't it? That means I give him the money and he makes the original drawing - for you! This is because he is not directly connected to the internet, only accepts cash and almost always is in the Subway working on other drawings in hopes to sell to the artistically inspired New York City straphanger community. Cellphones don't yet work in the Subway. That means someone will have to track him down to place the order. Once the order is in and he starts working on your specific drawing it only takes him about 30 minutes to draw. He will have to make time specifically for you because he is usually always drawing something for someone. That's his sole way of making-a-living. Drawings mean Food. Once completed your drawing will be sent directly to you.
Our goal is to help spread the delightful world of originally hand-crafted Joseph Griffith Drawings to those who are not fortunate enough to happen across him in the NYC Subway system for a delightful conversation and an amazing work of art.
Since this is a new process for us we would appreciate if you posted a comment on our myspace page once you have successfully received your drawing so that we can uphold good standing with potential Joseph Drawing purchasers. Did you receive it? Don't you love it? -- Let us know!!