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Sunday1-AprApril Foolery Kick-Off PartyRichters9:00 p.m.Gloria Wang$2 High Life & PBR, $4 Jaeger shots, $4 Molsons.

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Monday2-AprNCAA Finals BashGPSCYMothusi & JamesWe would never endorse gambling, but isn't that what college sports are all about? And with the New Haven PD's gambling racket broken up, who's going to be there to arrest you for conduct unbecoming of an SOMer… if such a thing exists… Josh?

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Tuesday3-AprLaser TagCT Sport's Complex7:00 p.m.Manish DesaiPut your game face on and join us at the laser tag arena for a high-tech game of hide and seek. If you haven't been shot, assaulted or killed on New Haven yet, this is the perfect opportunity to check that box.

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Wednesday4-AprMartini MadnessHot Tomatoes9:00 p.m.

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Thursday5-Apr"The Female Form" Appreciation NightBackstage Johnny's11:00 p.m.MIMDon't forget those $1 bills.

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Wine Appreciation Night
(The Real April Foolery Event)
433 Whitney Avenue #B98:30 p.m.WIMPlease bring a bottle of wine to share. Once we finish the booze, we’ll move onto a local watering hole.

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Friday6-AprPajama Jammy Jam II65 Linden St.9:00 p.m.Jeff Plewes & Co.This may be our last legit party before we leave the Haven. (Sorry it falls on Good Friday. For the devout Jesus lovers, feel free to show up at midnight and know that there will be no meat in the beer.)

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Saturday7-Apr2nd Annual Pub CrawlMultiple Locations4:00 p.m.RodaIt’s that time again – time to drink your face off. On Saturday, April 7th, we will have our 2nd Annual Yale SOM Pub Crawl. This event will take us to 9 of New Haven’s finest bars, starting at 4pm.

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Sunday8-AprYankee's Game (Red Sox Suck)Yankee Stadium1:05 p.m.Brian SattinThe smell of freshly cut grass, the crack of the bat, some guy from Yonkers screaming profanities in your ear. Ahh, spring is here...and that means baseball is back. So, start the season off right with a Thursday night in the Bronx watching the 26-time world champ New York Yankees take on the much maligned Baltimore Oriels. Here's the kicker...tickets are only 18 bucks!

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Monday9-Apr"The Jack Bauer" Power HourGPSCY9:00 p.m.Josh Fried“Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas,” goes the popular proverb. For the uninformed, Jack Bauer is Kiefer Sutherland’s American hero character on the uber-popular Fox show 24. The premise? Each hour-long episode is an hour of real-time in Jack’s daylong quest to rid the world of terror (with his bare hands). Join us as we attempt our own feat of strength: a shot of beer per minute during the show. In other words, a Jack Bauer Power Hour.

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Tuesday10-AprChupa Mi CojonesC.O. Jones10:00 p.m.Our Spanish is limited: Burritos. Tacos. Guacamole. Salsa. Pizza. One word, though, brings people together: Margaritas! ‘Nuff said.

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Wednesday11-AprPost Hockey Drankin'Anna Liffey's10:30 p.m.Hockey Club

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Thursday12-AprInternship Fund AuctionDonaldsonsIF ClubArrrrr Mateys! We know how important support from the Class of 2007 will be for a successful auction. This year our theme is Treasure Island and we hope you will join us as we raise money to help ourrrr non-profit friends achieve the treasure of fulfillment as they work to make a difference this summer.

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IF After Party189 Mansfield189 MansfieldIn Style, Vanity Fair, Mansfield, Miramax. Which after party will you be attending after this year's red carpet Internship Fund Auction? Make it Mansfield, and experience the stars, glamour, and next week's tabloid headlines as they unfold.

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Friday13-AprCosmic BowlingHamden Bowling Lanes10:30 p.m.Nikki Huvelle

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Saturday14-AprStar SearchLittle Theatre, 1 Lincoln Street7:30 doors / 8:00 showNicholas Jaster & Deborah ShinWhere b-school students become show-biz legends!

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Sunday15-AprFun in the SunMohegan Sun3:00 p.m.Bill HaseThis is your chance to bankroll your summer spending, fund the rest of your April Foolery's drinking, or recoup your losses from the Internship Fund Auction. (Yes you, first-years).

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Monday16-AprHold 'em Tourneya468:00 p.m.Spencer HutchinsRunning low on that loan money? Think you can hang with the pros? Or are you just hoping to learn about America’s new craze? Come to the SOM poker tournament this Monday night to test your chops. The event starts at 8:00. Buy in is $20. BYOB. Arrive at 7:30 if you want a tutorial on Tex Hold’em rules and strategy. Beginners welcome.

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Tuesday17-AprKaraokeGPSCY9:00 p.m.Sachin Paino explanation necessary. just remember to bring your A-game.

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Wednesday18-AprOPEN

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Thursday19-AprRide the Bull w/ AdelmaSalty Dog9:00 p.m.Adelma LillistonEver wondered what it was like to be thrashed around on a raging steel beast in front of 100 friends and bikers? Ever wanted to feel the wind in your hair for that glorious second before you’re thrown onto the mat? Ever wished you could be paddled in public?

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Friday20-AprLatin Party (Welcome Weekend)GPSCY10:00 p.m.Latin Club

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Mike Nice & the Mad LibsCafe Adulis10:00 p.m.Mike LichtenfeldLIVE JAZZ & FUNK / FREE MUSIC, CHEAP DRINKS, NO KARAOKE

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Darfur Benefit ConcertWoolsey Hall8:00 p.m.One World Coalition (Roger Goldberg)This concert will feature both professional and student bands from across the university, with all proceeds donated to Doctors Without Borders for their on-the-ground humanitarian efforts in Darfur.

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Saturday21-AprGartska Cup (Welcome Weekend)The Whale6:00 p.m.Hockey ClubNamed after our beloved Deputy Dean, this annual ice hockey competition pits the first-year class against the second years in a heated battle that turns our trademark team spirit into internecine war.

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Absolute Men All Male RevueHula Hanks8:00 p.m.WIMthe sluttiest thing in new haven besides backdoor johnny's

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"In Your Honor"189 Mansfield189 MansfieldJoin your lovable 189 Mansfield residents for a wild party to end Welcome Weekend. The guest of honor will win his title at the Internship Fund Auction.

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Sunday22-AprOpen

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Monday23-Apr2-1 Drinks @ PlaywrightPlaywright

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Tuesday24-AprAnthony's BirthdayHot Tomato's9:00 p.m.Anthony Allard

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Wednesday25-AprBreakfast with "Jim, Jack & Jose"FFT8:30am - 10amMothusiIf you're from LA, you've probably cruised past the Pomona Valley Mining Company up on the hill above the intersection of the 10 and the 57. Mothusi used to be the barkeep at that dive and he'll bring his heavy-handed expertise to FFT for this glorious Wednesday morning.

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Taste of the Nation New HavenOmni Hotel5:30-8:30pmMelanie Bates“Eat, Drink, and End Childhood Hunger” Haven’t gotten around to all of those big-name New Haven restaurants? Now’s your chance, all under one roof! 100 different wines to wash it all down with, to boot. Proceeds benefit local and national hunger relief orgs. EMAIL MELANIE FOR $65 DISCOUNTED TICKETS. $75 at the door includes all you can eat and drink + dancing. http://taste.strength.org/site/Clubs?club_id=1052&pg=main

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Campin' in Caulkins YardCaulkins Courtyard10:00 p.m.Kjell Wangensteen

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Thursday26-AprClass of 2007 - Gift Kick-Off PartyPlaywright9:00 p.m.Rafael Maldonado

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Friday27-Apr"Citizen Cope" ConcertToad's Place

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Saturday28-AprProm (The Last Chance Dance)Omni HotelSocial CommitteeYour last chance to hook up with that girl/guy who sat in the front row in finance. (or in 1st year speak "Sourcing and Managing Funds."

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