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Jun 21 2011, 20:12 UTCRemember this tweet, m_nerva, for I know you'll read it: your cold jail cell will be haunted with our endless laughter. Game over, child.

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Jun 21 2011, 20:09 UTCtl;dr they leaked logs, we owned them, one of them literally started crying for mercy, we saw it fit to pastebin their home addresses. :D

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Jun 21 2011, 20:03 UTCWe decided to unleash the kraken on two jackasses: http://t.co/MTw61o5

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Jun 21 2011, 18:55 UTCOh well - less tweet spam now. Best watch out, they can't get us, so they're going after people they think might know us. Defend yourselves.

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Jun 21 2011, 18:54 UTCClearly the UK police are so desperate to catch us that they've gone and arrested someone who is, at best, mildly associated with us. Lame.

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Jun 21 2011, 18:53 UTC@superbus We use Ryan's server, we also use Efnet, 2600, Rizon and AnonOps IRC servers. That doesn't mean they're all part of our group.http://twitter.com/superbus/status/83245729992294400

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Jun 21 2011, 18:48 UTCRyan Cleary is not part of LulzSec; we house one of our many legitimate chatrooms on his IRC server, but that's it. http://t.co/98VflEi

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Jun 21 2011, 17:01 UTCPeople should keep releasing fake LulzSec stuff. It helps filter out the peon masses from the respectable, fact-checking media outlets.

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Jun 21 2011, 16:07 UTCNever disappointing: http://t.co/XbGPsr8 (we prefer this one, it's funnier)

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Jun 21 2011, 14:03 UTC@Leka74 That's actually a very good idea.http://twitter.com/Leka74/status/83172749245284352

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Jun 21 2011, 14:01 UTCBut hey, if someone out there hacked the UK government in the name of #AntiSec, well done sirs!

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Jun 21 2011, 14:00 UTCAnyone in the world can copy and paste The Lulz Boat ASCII art and general lighthearted theme. Smarten up, check the feed first. #AntiSec

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Jun 21 2011, 13:59 UTCJust saw the pastebin of the UK census hack. That wasn't us - don't believe fake LulzSec releases unless we put out a tweet first.

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Jun 21 2011, 13:27 UTCSeems the glorious leader of LulzSec got arrested, it's all over now... wait... we're all still here! Which poor bastard did they take down?

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Jun 21 2011, 3:42 UTCOur next step is to categorize and format leaked items we acquire and release them in #AntiSec "payloads" on our website and The Pirate Bay.

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Jun 21 2011, 3:41 UTCThank you to the supporters who have assisted in leaks. Like @WikiLeaks, our sources remain anonymous. Leak payloads are being decided now.

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Jun 21 2011, 3:32 UTCMystery graffiti... http://t.co/bLnivFq It begins. #AntiSec

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Jun 21 2011, 3:30 UTChttp://t.co/K741pDX Splendid old chap, yes, yes, quite. In other news, we're loading leak bay #1 with stolen goods. #AntiSec

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Jun 20 2011, 23:14 UTCWe hear our #Anonymous brothers are making progress with #AntiSec, we also have reports of many rogue hacker groups joining in. :D

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Jun 20 2011, 22:58 UTCThis is Attrition.org winning as usual: http://t.co/5fTRoGm

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Jun 20 2011, 16:04 UTCDDoS is of course our least powerful and most abundant ammunition. Government hacking is taking place right now behind the scenes. #AntiSec

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Jun 20 2011, 15:50 UTCLater we'll unleash fire on multiple targets. That last one is down depending on which area you're from. Lulz Cannon is being upgraded.

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Jun 20 2011, 15:46 UTCTango down - http://t.co/JhcjgO9 - in the name of #AntiSec

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Jun 20 2011, 14:50 UTCThis could use some support too: http://t.co/pwJ2BQO @juicerapnews keep up the winning, Juice News!

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Jun 20 2011, 13:48 UTCOldschool Internet is back. Anarchy is now - spread "AntiSec" whenever and wherever you can. Is saying "hackers unite" too cheesy? :D

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Jun 20 2011, 13:34 UTCArticle good, comments bad: http://t.co/dSD30kZ

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Jun 20 2011, 13:20 UTC@hacking_br Brazilian hackers are welcome to join the cause. ^__^http://twitter.com/hacking_br/status/82775089879326720

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Jun 20 2011, 13:19 UTC@xploitaday Much appreciated. Let's do this, brother!http://twitter.com/xploitaday/status/82736287412531200

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Jun 20 2011, 5:07 UTCPut down your popcorn and grab your battleaxe. You can assist as well: http://t.co/2WuLmMQ Don't be a potato, be a lizard. #AntiSec

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Jun 20 2011, 4:43 UTCThis deserves all the views in the world: http://t.co/CnZjGEW

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Jun 20 2011, 4:34 UTC#AntiSec begins today: http://t.co/2WuLmMQ Prepare yourselves. Join us, join #Anonymous, join the fleet - become a lulz lizard.

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Jun 20 2011, 3:48 UTCYou are all now lulz lizards. Add the finishing touches to your ships and sail into attack formation: we are now declaring war on the peons.

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Jun 20 2011, 3:46 UTCOperation Anti-Security is in effect. Join the fleet and tear the government and whitehat peons limb from limb - #antisec winds are strong.

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Jun 20 2011, 3:44 UTCThe Lulz Boat is at the forefront of the lizard battle fleet. Board your vessels and follow us into war; welcome to anti-security. #antisec

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Jun 20 2011, 3:28 UTC@FBIPressOffice Also, we pissed in your cheerios.

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Jun 20 2011, 3:27 UTCYour tax money is being used to pay for things to not be secured so that people like us can take what you expect to be kept inaccessible.

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Jun 20 2011, 3:11 UTC@TechnoGamerBG We have a job: it's making fun of your ridiculous haircut.http://twitter.com/TechnoGamerBG/status/82646445236293632

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Jun 19 2011, 23:45 UTCOh well, try this one instead: http://t.co/jElZXso Damn thee, megavideo. DAMN THEE!

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Jun 19 2011, 23:43 UTCSeems we crashed the site by linking to it... oops...

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Jun 19 2011, 23:42 UTCThat's it for tonight, we leave you with a memorable Futurama episode: http://t.co/jHD3g9D surprisingly from season 6!

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Jun 19 2011, 23:29 UTCSpeaking of, there's new episodes of Futurama starting in 4 days. http://t.co/EcTeLfU

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Jun 19 2011, 23:23 UTCDexter's response to modern Internet security: http://t.co/C69KrxU

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Jun 19 2011, 23:19 UTCEd Edd 'n' Eddy, Dexter's Lab and Courage the Cowardly Dog. Clearly the best cartoons ever.

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Jun 19 2011, 23:06 UTCYou're never taller than when you stand up for yourself. Unless you do this: http://t.co/pb7pe9V

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Jun 19 2011, 22:59 UTCPoliticians and celebrities aren't on a higher level, they just have nicer makeup and prepared rhetoric. Always stand up for yourself, bros.

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Jun 19 2011, 22:56 UTCStop fearing three-letter agencies, friends. They're humans with slightly more paper and fancier uniforms; they are just like you and me. :)

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Jun 19 2011, 22:39 UTC@jeremicci when you say "skiddie", all I can picture is a chubby 12-year-old with a flimsy headset shouting "NOOB" on Counterstrike...http://twitter.com/jeremicci/status/82556467592437760

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Jun 19 2011, 21:10 UTC@ShadowMindGear "Hipster hacking", I like that phrase. "SQL injection is soooooo mainstream, guys! My taste in vulns is SUPERIOR!" #HIPSTERShttp://twitter.com/ShadowMindGear/status/82555485588430848

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Jun 19 2011, 21:07 UTCSQL injection followed by merciless mocking. The target company is trapped in a corner with nowhere to scramble with damage control. #lizard

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Jun 19 2011, 21:07 UTCIn fact, if you overkill a company with 1337 when hacking it, they'll just churn out a press release about "highly sophisticated intrusion".

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Jun 19 2011, 21:04 UTCHacker mentality is that the 1337est hack causes the most damage. I argue that the simplest hack embarrasses the target more and thus wins.

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Jun 19 2011, 20:58 UTC@ckolonko has it spot on. When Sony and FBI affiliates fail to protect themselves against entry-level haxing, there's a problem. #PEONS

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Jun 19 2011, 20:55 UTC@Nek0Luna "Skillz" and humourless vanity is for people on HackForums - we bring the lulz and flip off the authorities at the same time. :Dhttp://twitter.com/Nek0Luna/status/82550589254414336

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Jun 19 2011, 20:47 UTC@xlalaz Then you've not been paying attention very well: http://t.co/IYg5zL2 Let us know when you understand what we did to them. ^__^http://twitter.com/xlalaz/status/82549791086747648

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Jun 19 2011, 20:43 UTC@xlalaz Why would we need to waste time with more complex hacks when sites like Sony and Infragard get owned via simple hacks? You're dumb.http://twitter.com/xlalaz/status/82547825178718210

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Jun 19 2011, 20:39 UTCTo further embarrass the FBI, we're not going to leak said users. We're simply going to allow the press to call them and ask about it. :)

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Jun 19 2011, 20:36 UTCRecently we got bored of owning FBI, so we're just throwing it out there. You guys suck, stop reusing your damn passwords, peons! #ADVICE

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Jun 19 2011, 20:35 UTCRecently we broke into http://t.co/u0sZqHZ (Infragard Connecticut) via simple SQLi and compromised 1000+ FBI-affiliated members.

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Jun 19 2011, 20:33 UTCRecently we gained admin access to http://t.co/kH8ZcVb because the owner - Jake Epstein - reused the password "jake6310" everywhere. #lame

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Jun 19 2011, 19:52 UTCHack the planet! ^___^

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Jun 19 2011, 19:50 UTCWe're happy to have inspired so many lulz lizards with our campaign: @LulzRaft @UberLeaks @LulzSecBrazil enjoy the breeze, bros!

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Jun 19 2011, 18:48 UTCThe weekend is still sailing strong! Does anyone have any plans for next week? We have a couple of things we might work on.

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Jun 19 2011, 3:04 UTCThe lulz in your gravy... http://t.co/Pz0r46Q - trip down memory lane for Simon Cowell: http://t.co/n8pyCdo

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Jun 18 2011, 21:09 UTC@Fahmi095 You want us to hack your Xbox Live grudge? I'm going to screencap your tweets and email him with the image. umad?http://twitter.com/Fahmi095/status/82191610468777984

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Jun 18 2011, 20:47 UTC@nutterma Sarah Palin is an ugly wench that needs to walk the plank, drown, and get eaten piece by piece by a large swarm of lulzfish.http://twitter.com/nutterma/status/82186885102968833

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Jun 18 2011, 20:40 UTCWe aren't hacktvists, whitehats, greyhats or blackhats - categorizing deflates the lulz lizard creativity lasers. http://t.co/G6ixEGM

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Jun 18 2011, 16:16 UTCThank you for 211,000+ followers. The Lulz Boat is enjoying some quality rum with our good friend Jack Sparrow, he's quite the gentleman. :D

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Jun 18 2011, 16:13 UTCRogerClaud suggests we're bagged due to 14 hours of not tweeting. Just taking the weekend off, enjoying the ocean breeze! #SailStrong

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Jun 18 2011, 1:46 UTC@AaronBarr What does "kibafo33" mean? Is it a Turkish/Portuguese combination of "that" and "breath"? Are you a 33rd degree Freemason also?

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Jun 17 2011, 23:06 UTCTaking the weekend off. <3 #FuckFBIFriday is secret this week. Nothing to release, but definitely something gained.

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Jun 17 2011, 21:18 UTCIf we get 1500 people in http://t.co/Sm5wHjd (channel #LulzSec) we'll take down cia.gov again for the lulz. Come be part of the fun!

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Jun 17 2011, 20:51 UTCThese are kind of lame targets, but we're just doing them from requests. Someone, somewhere, is getting their lulz fulfilled today!

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Jun 17 2011, 20:45 UTCTango down - http://t.co/VGjcKME - by request of someone on our IRC.

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Jun 17 2011, 20:33 UTCOkay, their login servers just got fried. We laid off the site for 60 seconds and switched ammunition. Now their network is toasted.

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Jun 17 2011, 20:28 UTCTango down - http://t.co/kfEL5CZ - and all of their login servers are toast. By request of an anonymous caller.

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Jun 17 2011, 19:45 UTCOur numbers got suspended. Try our new numbers | UK +44 020 8133 9723 | USA (209) 690-7925 | lulz-killers don't like the lizard talks.

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Jun 17 2011, 17:58 UTCEverybody now get together and read the best publication in the world, Ars Technica: http://t.co/ZBloQfO @arstechnica #antipeonlulzlizards

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Jun 17 2011, 17:52 UTCI am Sony's SQL. The nasty strangers touch me inappropriately because Sony is too busy selling overpriced products to buy me clothes.

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Jun 17 2011, 17:43 UTCAh... yes... the HANDHELD Gizmondo gaming device, I was completely reference... that thing I knew about already... ironically. Err. Yes.

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Jun 17 2011, 17:38 UTCApparently it's "Gizmodo", but I've been saying it "Gizmondo" for months... oh dear... #LulzSec = #peon

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Jun 17 2011, 17:29 UTCUnsurprisingly, despite our last statement being dumbed down twice, Gizmondo commenters have failed to understand it: http://t.co/lnPwKOR

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Jun 17 2011, 16:51 UTC@Sega - contact us. We want to help you destroy the hackers that attacked you. We love the Dreamcast, these people are going down.

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Jun 17 2011, 16:31 UTCOn request, the tl;dr of http://t.co/z59TejV is "we laugh when you lose and you laugh when we lose, let's all have cupcakes now".

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Jun 17 2011, 15:42 UTCSaying we're attacking Anonymous because we taunted /b/ is like saying we're going to war with America because we stomped on a cheeseburger.

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Jun 17 2011, 15:39 UTC/b/ is the peon of all the 4chan boards and 4chan is the mass amplification of crowdsourcing used by AnonOps to gain support. #MediaFacts

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Jun 17 2011, 15:38 UTCTo confirm, we aren't going after Anonymous. 4chan isn't Anonymous to begin with, and /b/ is certainly not the whole of 4chan. True story.

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Jun 17 2011, 15:34 UTC@Anime_Addict_ iPhones are disgusting inventions intended to suck your soul and wallet from your person. Use pigeons to communicate.http://twitter.com/Anime_Addict_/status/81743309940342784

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Jun 17 2011, 15:09 UTCMediafire removed our passwords twice - once at 7.5K downloads, once at 30K downloads. So we decided to put them here: http://t.co/p1klHLJ

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Jun 17 2011, 15:02 UTCPretentious 1000th tweet statement for the hungry consumer: http://t.co/z59TejV | 62K passwords permanent backup: http://t.co/uApVTMB

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Jun 16 2011, 22:40 UTC@kevinWilson94 You look insanely pompous. Did you have your eyebrows waxed?http://twitter.com/kevinWilson94/status/81490631414915072

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Jun 16 2011, 22:33 UTCThis is still the greatest video ever made: http://t.co/hsyRyRn

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Jun 16 2011, 22:25 UTCThe victims in the below four retweets are peons. You are not a peon. You are a lulz lizard. The peons are your toys, and we love to play...

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Jun 16 2011, 22:00 UTCEnvelope yourself in the sickening realization that you secretly love fucking someone's Facebook life beyond repair. Admit it, NOW! <3

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Jun 16 2011, 21:58 UTCReleasing 62,000 possible account combinations is the loot for creative minds to scour; think of it like digging a very unique mineshaft.

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Jun 16 2011, 21:55 UTCLast time we did this, one of you hijacked the account of some dude who was secretly cheating on his partner. That's pure gold, nicely done.

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Jun 16 2011, 21:49 UTCOkay we're just hitting 2000 downloads now; assuming mediafire will keep it up for another 30-60 minutes, get it while you can. ^__^

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Jun 16 2011, 21:48 UTC@cameronmlewis Everyone except you.http://twitter.com/cameronmlewis/status/81477839244886017

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Jun 16 2011, 21:45 UTC200 downloads in 20 seconds, you're feisty tonight twitter...

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Jun 16 2011, 21:44 UTCThanks for the support. I've reuploaded those 62,000 passwords from earlier: http://t.co/7oThkuN - might still be good for plundering? #fun

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Jun 16 2011, 21:00 UTC@ak1196 That's not his IP, that's probably the IP of some Texas college he doesn't like. He's not being very smart about it...http://twitter.com/ak1196/status/81465917179039744

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Jun 16 2011, 20:43 UTCSo this guy --> @DanielSmith66 <-- has tweeted us like 70 times or something, can someone get as lonely as him? Befriend him, twitter. :3

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Jun 16 2011, 20:32 UTC@FarHanSolo Your profile picture is simply too awesome, nobody would ever dare hack you.http://twitter.com/FarHanSolo/status/81458746005532672

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Jun 16 2011, 20:20 UTC@Krailon They can look at the ground as we smack them onto it.http://twitter.com/Krailon/status/81455484485373953

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Jun 16 2011, 20:14 UTCWe only operate from twitter and LulzSecurity.com, so if you don't want to see the lulz, you could always... look away? :D #EasySolutions

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Jun 16 2011, 18:47 UTC#TwitterTimeoutThursday continues whenever we feel like it.

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Jun 16 2011, 18:33 UTC@JoshieHalfG The Lulz Wind pushes us along the packet sea with great vigor and ferocity; NPR will never understand the complex lolrorithm.http://twitter.com/JoshieHalfG/status/81429022994739200

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Jun 16 2011, 18:31 UTC@Klashed Turtles have DDoS shells and so do we, so naturally turtles are our friends in the world of lizard-splitting Freemason intrusions.http://twitter.com/Klashed/status/81427987249111040

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Jun 16 2011, 18:25 UTC@KyVoss85 We'd quarter that 2 into 0.5s and release it back into the 0s and 1s ocean.http://twitter.com/KyVoss85/status/81426533453021184

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Jun 16 2011, 18:17 UTC@Icanhazzz Our foreign names are Pierre Dubois and Francois Deluxe, oui oui baguette-crunching shellcode-spouting cyberwizards.http://twitter.com/Icanhazzz/status/81424127742836737

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Jun 16 2011, 18:09 UTC@Ramanean Okay. You lost. Truth by assertion military pseudo-psychology just kicked your ass into the 11th dimension.http://twitter.com/Ramanean/status/81422699976605696

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Jun 16 2011, 17:57 UTC@Rift_Owner You can never not be if you're being Eric the Half-A-Bee; unless you're a /b/tard, then you can begone.http://twitter.com/Rift_Owner/status/81420036245422080

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Jun 16 2011, 17:57 UTC@_Sanderr The cap would be 100% as that's how mathematics work in your human dimension.http://twitter.com/_Sanderr/status/81419835443126272

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Jun 16 2011, 17:54 UTC@TamalamForever We're going to keep tweeting to friends and pro-lizards until we're satisfied with the media's impending workload.http://twitter.com/TamalamForever/status/81419033756434432

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Jun 16 2011, 17:53 UTC@Captain_HammerX Babby is formed when your mother is invited onto my ship and drinks too much wine to realize what's happening.http://twitter.com/Captain_HammerX/status/81418897521250304

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Jun 16 2011, 17:52 UTC@CrisBelfer Order 10" dildos to her house and add a gift note signed by one of your enemies, including their number and/or home address.http://twitter.com/CrisBelfer/status/81418675894239232

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Jun 16 2011, 17:50 UTC@TheQuags Your last name is Quigley, that's something I'd call a dead parrot. Are you a dead parrot? You should upgrade to one immediately.http://twitter.com/TheQuags/status/81417999084560384

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Jun 16 2011, 17:47 UTC@muchysio That's because it's #TwitterTimeoutThursday where we tweet all day at aspiring lulzicians.http://twitter.com/muchysio/status/81417229605945344

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Jun 16 2011, 17:46 UTC@briantvoh There's a dildo in my dick right now. I call it a double-dick backflip secret-handshake heaven-piercing brick throw.http://twitter.com/briantvoh/status/81417028849774592

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Jun 16 2011, 17:45 UTC@p0yz1n No. We also hope you get brain-AIDS and get shafted by Satan's flying pig army in frozen hell.http://twitter.com/p0yz1n/status/81416884452466688

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Jun 16 2011, 17:44 UTC@BrunoChery That's not wine, that's the blood of our victims. The glass is half empty when the anti-lizards try to mop up their failures.http://twitter.com/BrunoChery/status/81416590977024000

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Jun 16 2011, 17:40 UTC@brunordea We already hacked your twitter account, we just tweeted from it asking ourselves to hack it to create classic hipster irony.http://twitter.com/brunordea/status/81415596599808000

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Jun 16 2011, 17:39 UTC@garagosy Security Expert is jealous that schoolboys get more attention than Sophos without doing anything but tweet batshit things.http://twitter.com/garagosy/status/81415348192161792

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Jun 16 2011, 17:39 UTC@garagosy Security Expert is jealous that schoolboys get more attention than Sophos without doing anything but tweet batshit things.http://twitter.com/garagosy/status/81415348192161792

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Jun 16 2011, 17:38 UTC@Zenshouseofpain LOIC is a hopeless tool for hopeless people. We invented The Lulz Cannon, and it's so good that it invented sliced bread.http://twitter.com/Zenshouseofpain/status/81415132261007360

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Jun 16 2011, 17:37 UTC@jaclynsuicide To become a saucy wench, you actually have to be made of sauce. You look to be made of filthy human flesh, my dear. Sorry.http://twitter.com/jaclynsuicide/status/81414897795207168

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Jun 16 2011, 17:36 UTC@bmcclure937 I hope you're trolling. Go check our releases page for our pron.com user database dump, and have a good time with yourself.http://twitter.com/bmcclure937/status/81414661945303040

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Jun 16 2011, 17:35 UTC@markjefford BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!http://twitter.com/markjefford/status/81414585931939840

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Jun 16 2011, 17:35 UTC@BananaWithAGun Why would we do that? If you die on Facebook, you die in real life...http://twitter.com/BananaWithAGun/status/81414295803539456

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Jun 16 2011, 17:34 UTC@TrueKnoxtronica We accepted calls randomly and Mr. Bass somehow got through out of thousands. The lucky little bastard!http://twitter.com/TrueKnoxtronica/status/81414020376178689

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Jun 16 2011, 17:33 UTC@Mike6856 You don't need to cover your tracks if you don't make tracks. That's why they invented jetpacks, my axe-swinging acquaintance.http://twitter.com/Mike6856/status/81413854348853248

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Jun 16 2011, 17:30 UTC@Patefacio_ Those emails and passwords were for the people who flooded /b/ for us, so you snoozed and you lost, my fanciful friend.http://twitter.com/Patefacio_/status/81413203636142081

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Jun 16 2011, 17:29 UTC@KforKallisti I think for lunch you should indulge your senses in a delicious farmhouse bread sandwich with extra cucumbers. #ravaged

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Jun 16 2011, 17:29 UTC@Jordy_Berendsen We're not proving ourselves to anyone - you guys just keep watching us; we did this on 10 followers and do it now.http://twitter.com/Jordy_Berendsen/status/81412909292453888

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Jun 16 2011, 17:28 UTC@THEPRMOMMA We helped the NHS and Nintendo, we also donated to a Libyan charity and uncovered an anti-Libyan US-driven operation.http://twitter.com/THEPRMOMMA/status/81412701473087488

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Jun 16 2011, 17:27 UTC@TrueKnoxtronica Pro-lizards infiltrate the infosphere of secrecy and extract vital documentation, anti-lizards don't sell discount carpets.http://twitter.com/TrueKnoxtronica/status/81412443527577601

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Jun 16 2011, 17:26 UTC@Grinspork Right click and view the background image, and there you have it, your own (stolen) twitter background. Exciting and new!http://twitter.com/Grinspork/status/81412228389150720

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Jun 16 2011, 17:26 UTC@that_chap Gawker is the shittest "media" in the entire world, and Adrian Chen is a brainless slug with no writing skill or friends.http://twitter.com/that_chap/status/81411956837335041

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Jun 16 2011, 17:24 UTC@MoutakiJawad Saying cheese is too conformist for a hipster such as yourself, please say "vinyl" instead.http://twitter.com/MoutakiJawad/status/81411669254881280

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Jun 16 2011, 17:23 UTC@DickMandrake We like Ars Technica, unless they write something bad about us, in which case we hate them and all their affiliates. FOREVER.http://twitter.com/DickMandrake/status/81411225484922882

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Jun 16 2011, 17:22 UTC@opticaldensity Naturally she does. We all had a fine mud wrestle just last night, Alyona came in second place; Russians are not winners.http://twitter.com/opticaldensity/status/81411070517977088

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Jun 16 2011, 17:21 UTC@eiefai Of course not. We're Justin Bieber's biggest fans. Isn't that obvious from our tweets?! #NEVERSAYNEVERhttp://twitter.com/eiefai/status/81410776358858752

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Jun 16 2011, 17:19 UTC@Xeross No, we're tired of hitting Eve as we want to play Eve.http://twitter.com/Xeross/status/81410433742942208

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Jun 16 2011, 17:18 UTC@Scottstimo In celebration of 200,000 followers, we are going to tweet about just getting 200,000 followers - looking forward to it.http://twitter.com/Scottstimo/status/81410188275482624

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Jun 16 2011, 17:17 UTC@RedGoulding Sir, I'll have you know that orange on grey is a clash of the utmost frivolousness and ill-computed fashion!http://twitter.com/RedGoulding/status/81409939532283904

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Jun 16 2011, 17:16 UTC@_apsalar Dragons with beards? Either their beards are fire-resistant or they can't breathe fire - I'm on the fence with this one.http://twitter.com/_apsalar/status/81409659256324096

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Jun 16 2011, 17:14 UTC@fotozik LulzSec recommends filling in a lengthy lulz redemption form and handing it into the Lulz Entertainment black hole office. #invoicehttp://twitter.com/fotozik/status/81409059324035072

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Jun 16 2011, 17:13 UTC@notbreno Plan for today is to make silly tweets (just like this one) so people's phones explode with updates and the media works harder. :3http://twitter.com/notbreno/status/81408627142959105

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Jun 16 2011, 17:11 UTC@TehWaddler Cats are the pro-lizard life force that fuses the Lulz Engines with the infinite voice of success, my happy friend. #freedomhttp://twitter.com/TehWaddler/status/81408286720667648

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Jun 16 2011, 17:10 UTC@LittleLulz First thing you need to do is tweet lots of shit - then you get lots of followers, hence trolling more people at once, like us.http://twitter.com/LittleLulz/status/81408129383927809

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Jun 16 2011, 17:09 UTC@MenkoDany You know those sweaty, rhetoric-driven whitehats? They can never analyze our black/whitehat spectrum shifts. Because they suck!http://twitter.com/MenkoDany/status/81407669734359040

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Jun 16 2011, 17:08 UTC@kid_dj Pink Floyd are the best, anyone who disagrees is either an anti-lizard or a lulz killer. Run and tell that, media stalkers.http://twitter.com/kid_dj/status/81407131013758976

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Jun 16 2011, 17:06 UTC@Darkvvizard It can involve sexual activity if there are BitCoins involved... or maybe the occasional glass of wine. Do you like top hats?http://twitter.com/Darkvvizard/status/81407025560563712

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Jun 16 2011, 17:00 UTCWelcome to #TwitterTimeoutThursday, where we interact with twitter users so much that we lose 1000 followers a second. Beginning now.

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Jun 16 2011, 16:58 UTC@ckolonko Yes. Yes it is.http://twitter.com/ckolonko/status/81404785764483072

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Jun 16 2011, 16:49 UTCIncidentally, have you guys seen our new double-backflip secret handshake brick-throw deluxe? Now with added glass shatter bonus points!

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Jun 16 2011, 16:43 UTCAlso Sophos, every one of our tweets gets more views than a week's worth of your website traffic, and we're just spouting inane shit. umad?

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Jun 16 2011, 16:42 UTCGuess what Sophos, every brick throw doesn't have to involve a double-backflip and secret handshake; the window is fucked either way.

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Jun 16 2011, 16:41 UTCSophos are the type of people who would judge throwing bricks through windows pedantically, deciding who threw the brick with more style.

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Jun 16 2011, 16:40 UTCSophos are all butthurt as usual. Perhaps jelly... perhaps. "Fun, fun, fun" and "lulz", very hard concepts for people to grasp it seems...

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Jun 16 2011, 15:34 UTCThis is simply the best thing in the entire world ever: http://t.co/hsyRyRn

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Jun 16 2011, 14:51 UTCNow it's all good and well that you're after a quick injection of entertainment - yes, yes - but let's take the time to laugh at HBGary.

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Jun 16 2011, 14:43 UTCYou know what else he used "kibafo33" for? His twitter, his online payment accounts, his personal email, and his Linkedin. Secure or SECURE?

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Jun 16 2011, 14:40 UTCYou know why they got owned? Because this man right here: @aaronbarr used the password "kibafo33" for the entire company email account.

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Jun 16 2011, 14:39 UTCAnd look, a certain company got owned and exposed: http://t.co/YpNzsfM even got Congress on their asses. Take a look if you're interested.

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Jun 16 2011, 14:37 UTCWhile we're at it, let's shine more light on HBGary. A company that plotted to attack @WikiLeaks and its supporters. http://t.co/Ggf9m8A

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Jun 16 2011, 14:34 UTC@redlegion @aaronbarr Yes they will. You know Aaron infected teen boys' computers while pretending to be a 15-year-old girl in chat rooms?http://twitter.com/redlegion/status/81368684504952832

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Jun 16 2011, 14:29 UTC@aaronbarr Your kids will grow up and google their daddy's name. What are you gonna tell them when they see what they see? Also, how is Ted?http://twitter.com/aaronbarr/status/81148465882738688

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Jun 16 2011, 12:29 UTCHope everyone enjoys that list. Good to see some refreshing carnage. We'll be back in a few hours, folks.

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Jun 16 2011, 12:17 UTCThere is some very angry level 85 WoW player cutting his wrists right now, thanks to @MiracleJoe and LulzSec. Let it flow...

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Jun 16 2011, 12:16 UTC@MiracleJoe You just won the Internets.http://twitter.com/MiracleJoe/status/81333940622856193

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Jun 16 2011, 12:08 UTC@TheSeventhChaos /b/ is hopeless. Lulz Security drops 62,000 passwords for fun, /b/ creates more butthurt threads while doing nothing. :3http://twitter.com/TheSeventhChaos/status/81331774516494336

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Jun 16 2011, 11:56 UTCCongratulations if you were in the first 3200 downloads. Now we see how long it takes mediafire to delete it. Get it while it's fresh!

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Jun 16 2011, 11:53 UTC2100 downloads in 4 minutes. Better move fast before someone pillages all 62,000 from that list. :3

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Jun 16 2011, 11:49 UTCAnd as always, LulzSec delivers: http://t.co/yQlcu5x 62,000+ emails/passwords just for you. Enjoy.

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Jun 16 2011, 11:09 UTCEveryone go to /b/ and post stuff about Boxxy, LulzSec sending you there, and triforces. In return, 50,000 assorted emails/passwords.

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Jun 16 2011, 10:48 UTCDozens of major media outlets love watching our feed, and /b/ hates people talking about /b/. HEY MEDIA, CHECK THIS OUT: http://t.co/LkkjVoo

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Jun 16 2011, 10:46 UTCJust deleted all the tweets about glorious overlord /b/, you and your family should ask them to bring Snacks back: http://t.co/LkkjVoo

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Jun 16 2011, 10:39 UTCEveryone visit this cool and edgy imageboard, they love new members! http://t.co/LkkjVoo Ask them how to triforce and how to become legion.

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Jun 16 2011, 10:02 UTCHardcore lulz fans will no doubt know this already, but to all the new followers... all of our releases so far: http://t.co/uApVTMB

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Jun 16 2011, 9:56 UTCPeople are saying our CIA attack was the biggest yet, but it was really a very simple packet flood. This is our biggest: http://t.co/LPZsTZD

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Jun 16 2011, 1:31 UTCGoodnight twitter. The CIA anti-lizards will probably rise from the packet sea while we rest our shining-yet-saturated power field arrays.

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Jun 16 2011, 1:29 UTCDon't forget to inject your minds with a sequence of laughter and joy, because they can take your socks but they can't take your socks.

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Jun 16 2011, 1:20 UTCThe headstand of reality balances upon our lizard rebellion and spins openly over the vast plains of blackened human ignorance.

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Jun 16 2011, 1:15 UTC@WikiLeaks That we did. And that we do. <3

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Jun 15 2011, 23:53 UTCProps to people that have been with us since less than 100 followers, back when we released Fox.com databases. You get a golden lulz star.

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Jun 15 2011, 22:52 UTCLulz Security, where the entertainment is always at your expense, whether you realize it or not. Wrecking your infrastructures since 2011.

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Jun 15 2011, 22:43 UTCOur past releases: http://t.co/uApVTMB | Our latest hacking: http://t.co/9IOkuI4 | Come for the DDoS, stay for the h4x.

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Jun 15 2011, 21:48 UTCTango down - http://t.co/2QGXy6f - for the lulz.

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Jun 15 2011, 21:42 UTCOhohhohawhaw, Pierre Dubois and Francois Deluxe are currently taking many phone calls!

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Jun 15 2011, 21:25 UTC@Quadrapodacone Why don't you do it yourself?http://twitter.com/Quadrapodacone/status/81105616919216128

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Jun 15 2011, 20:58 UTC@Quadrapodacone Hey jackhammer, get some attention span and check our releases page. We've hit two agency websites already.http://twitter.com/Quadrapodacone/status/81102543589097473

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Jun 15 2011, 20:52 UTCCall us: 614-LULZSEC (now accepting calls) | Join the party: irc.lulzco.org (port 6697 for SSL channel #LulzSec or http://t.co/Sm5wHjd)

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Jun 15 2011, 20:41 UTCEve server status: http://t.co/hQhsQbd Uh-oh Tranquility!

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Jun 15 2011, 20:38 UTCEve website may or may not work off and on; we're not actually hitting it, their stuff is so crappy that it goes down with the logins.

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Jun 15 2011, 20:35 UTCEve Online login servers are completely obliterated, looks like their website got knocked off via overkill: http://t.co/BgRuEoA #EVEning

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Jun 15 2011, 20:21 UTCThe EVEning is approaching...

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Jun 15 2011, 20:05 UTCA media outlet was kind enough to record our two voicemail messages: http://t.co/ZHlB0Jy

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Jun 15 2011, 19:02 UTC@DaL33T I could count how many fucks I give with my fingers if you blew both my hands off with your Natural d20 incompetence. Savyy?http://twitter.com/DaL33T/status/81073248015622144

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Jun 15 2011, 18:49 UTCIncoming 614-LULZSEC calls now redirect to HBGary. You take care of the horde while we're gone @AaronBarr, thanks mate. Bye for now.

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Jun 15 2011, 18:18 UTCPierre Dubois and Francois Deluxe thank you for 150,000 followers. We'll be back later with more entertainment for the Internet horde.

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Jun 15 2011, 18:13 UTCThe magic is that if the line is too busy to accept your call, you get forwarded to our second output, so you reach us anyway. #winning

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Jun 15 2011, 18:09 UTCSorry #Anonymous, your LOIC hive is no match for our phone redirect hive. A certain hosting company just got 1000+ calls.

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Jun 15 2011, 17:35 UTCFBI in Detroit just got hundreds of calls. That woman was mad.

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Jun 15 2011, 17:29 UTCOur number literally has anywhere between 5-20 people ringing it every single second. We can forward it anywhere in the world. Suggestions?

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Jun 15 2011, 17:18 UTCRedirecting our number to World of Warcraft customer support.

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Jun 15 2011, 17:16 UTC614-LULZSEC or 732-993-7703 | You can create insane lulz by calling these numbers, wanna join in the phone DDoS?

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Jun 15 2011, 17:15 UTCmagnets.com representative just confirmed 200+ calls a minute to their customer support. Who's next for phone forwarding? >:] Hmm...

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Jun 15 2011, 17:11 UTCThe magnets.com customer support center is going insane... can you hear all those phones ringing at once? Why is that happening? *trollface*

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Jun 15 2011, 17:07 UTCEveryone call 614-LULZSEC for a fun surprise.

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Jun 15 2011, 16:59 UTCTango down - http://t.co/sMaDfzi - we called them and they wouldn't tell us how magnets worked.

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Jun 15 2011, 16:41 UTCHoN is lame, it's almost the evening... and you know what the EVEning brings... bwahahaha @EVEOnline your time is coming!

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Jun 15 2011, 16:34 UTCHeroes of Newerth master login server is down. They need some treatment. Also, DotA is better.

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Jun 15 2011, 15:00 UTCOui oui, Pierre Dubois and Francois Deluxe would never hit ze Neopets. That game is le awesome, ohhohohawhaw!

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Jun 15 2011, 14:18 UTC@Mr_Xaros All of our DDoS attacks = requests by random callers, our personal hacks = http://t.co/uApVTMBhttp://twitter.com/Mr_Xaros/status/81002218609840129

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Jun 15 2011, 14:01 UTCHaving fun laughing at gamers; props to the three 614-LULZSEC callers who requested Eve, Minecraft, League of Legends. <3 Bwahahaha.

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Jun 15 2011, 13:53 UTCCheck out the butthurt gamers on YouTube: http://t.co/BzC72aT Sweet victory!

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Jun 15 2011, 13:27 UTC@garagosy No problem. Some insane, rambling political man called us and started going off about Fin Fisher, so we sunk the bastards. :Dhttp://twitter.com/garagosy/status/80989274018807808

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Jun 15 2011, 13:21 UTCWho the hell is William P. Davis? http://t.co/P2psCSp

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Jun 15 2011, 12:49 UTCWe didn't hack any games, we just DDoS'd them with our not-to-be-messed-with Lulz Cannon. :D We did hack these though: http://t.co/uApVTMB

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Jun 15 2011, 0:20 UTC5000 missed calls and 2500 voicemails from today. The Lulz Boat must sail off and organize itself. Hope you enjoyed #TitanicTakeoverTuesday!

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Jun 14 2011, 21:51 UTCThis is the best article ever written by man: http://t.co/9lANnVW

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Jun 14 2011, 21:39 UTCNow accepting calls from true lulz fans - let's all laugh together at butthurt gamers. 614-LULZSEC, accepting as many as we can, let's roll.

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Jun 14 2011, 21:35 UTCDear angry gamers claiming we just DDoS: http://t.co/uApVTMB ujelly gamers? Also, taking phonecalls on 614-LULZSEC right now.

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Jun 14 2011, 20:46 UTC100,000 views - http://t.co/9IOkuI4 - I hope you're happy for your traffic, pastebin!

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Jun 14 2011, 20:43 UTC3500+ missed calls, 1500+ voicemails. The Lulz Boat must sail away to traverse your messages. See you around, friends! http://t.co/BzC72aT

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Jun 14 2011, 20:39 UTCWe are the concentrated success of 2005 /b/, being "hunted" by the 2011 furry horde. Challenge accepted, losers. :D

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Jun 14 2011, 20:35 UTCJust saw a thread on /b/ where they're trying to hunt us: you /b/tards realize that we are everything you've ever tried to be? Damn furries.

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Jun 14 2011, 20:04 UTCJust to clarify, we're currently not hitting the League of Legends website at all... our cannonfire on the login server must be wrecking it.

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Jun 14 2011, 19:59 UTCLOL look how angry League of Legend players are: http://t.co/I8DnQjP

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Jun 14 2011, 19:48 UTCAnd that concludes our DDoS party: Escapist Magazine, Eve Online, Minecraft, League of Legends + 8 phone requests. #TitanicTakeoverTuesday

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Jun 14 2011, 19:40 UTCLeague of Legends login servers down. :D

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Jun 14 2011, 19:30 UTCWe're eying up the next target... laying off Minecraft, so go play that. Preparing a cannon attack on our main artillery shells!

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Jun 14 2011, 18:53 UTCSilly Eve have taken their entire network offline after our very simple DDoS attack. Oh well, another day, another lulz!

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Jun 14 2011, 18:50 UTCAccepting calls as quickly as we can; we have 1000+ missed calls just from today. :(

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Jun 14 2011, 18:22 UTCIf you're mad about Minecraft, we'd love to laugh at you over the phone. Call 614-LULZSEC for your chance to reach Pierre Dubois! :3

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Jun 14 2011, 18:16 UTCMinecraft servers 100% down, website is up. You can watch their trailer video and everything! :D #TitanicTakeoverTuesday

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Jun 14 2011, 18:07 UTCWelcome to #TitanicTakeoverTuesday where everyone is laughing at crybabies getting Lulz Cannoned!

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Jun 14 2011, 17:59 UTCEve Online, Escapist Magazine and Minecraft are all down. We let Fin Fisher back up (30 minute temporary fire request completed!)

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Jun 14 2011, 17:57 UTCJust sunk the Minecraft login server, looks like their website also got hit from overkill: http://t.co/E3QnDYm not even firing at the site.

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Jun 14 2011, 17:38 UTC@EveOnline our boats sunk your inferior spaceships, ujelly?

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Jun 14 2011, 17:31 UTCTango down: http://t.co/bysLvbu - because apparently they sell monitoring software to the government or some shit like that.

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Jun 14 2011, 17:01 UTCWe just wiped out the login server for Eve Online, and it accidentally took their website out at the same time: http://t.co/BgRuEoA

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Jun 14 2011, 16:39 UTCCall into 614-LULZSEC and pick a target and we'll obliterate it. Nobody wants to mess with The Lulz Cannon - take aim for us, twitter. #FIRE

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Jun 14 2011, 16:31 UTCWe're firing at Escapist Magazine with around 0.4% of our total ammunition. Let's see what their admins are made of - game is on, folks.

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Jun 14 2011, 16:23 UTCPrimary Lulz Cannon is making toast of Escapist Magazine. The real disruption ammunition is secretly causing hell for their sysadmins. umad?

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Jun 14 2011, 16:18 UTCTango down: http://t.co/Kgsq9LP *munches popcorn* wonder where the gamers are gonna run now.

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Jun 14 2011, 16:10 UTCOkay Escapist Magazine, let's play a little game...

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Jun 14 2011, 15:34 UTCSweet lulzonade, oh sweet lulzonade...

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Jun 14 2011, 15:32 UTCWe're more suited to the jazz version, jolly good, quite, yes, yes: http://t.co/zDHpskS We'll take you round the universe; come aboard.

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Jun 14 2011, 15:28 UTCThe secret word yesterday was "lemonade", nobody got it - http://t.co/xJqz7dh - over 40 people said "please" was the word. Foooooooooools!

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Jun 14 2011, 15:07 UTCNothing like the great taste of raging gamers for lunch: http://t.co/ugZ2VSo You mad, Escapist users? Want some ice cream with your jelly?

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Jun 14 2011, 14:52 UTC@PaNDaSNiP3R You are a peon and our Freemason lizard rebellion will propel us towards binary stars of yore, you sweaty caterpillar farm.http://twitter.com/PaNDaSNiP3R/status/80647513740292096

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Jun 14 2011, 14:04 UTCGreatest video ever, and not just because it has "BBQ" at the end of the URL: http://t.co/8lx1omM

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Jun 14 2011, 10:59 UTCNOW EVERYBODY DO THE HUSTLE: http://t.co/vGvqZUZ

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Jun 14 2011, 10:58 UTCMankind should tremble as the SSH key to your neuron load balancers are used as a pathway to the chemical exhilaration of entertainment.

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Jun 14 2011, 10:57 UTCOur quest for world domination through the reality bot(man)net only manifests itself further through carefully-immersed subliminal tweets.

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Jun 14 2011, 10:55 UTCYou can't silence the Illuminati lizards that inject into the human psyche via the funfunfun override exploit to gain root access to humans.

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Jun 14 2011, 10:52 UTCRemember folks, all of our past releases in the past five weeks are available here: http://t.co/uy4BgEx

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Jun 14 2011, 2:31 UTCSlightly disturbed by this... http://t.co/bw9R4yI

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Jun 14 2011, 2:21 UTC@januszeal We had a switchboard queue with hold music, except our untraceable method cost us $50 in less than 4 minutes of routing calls. :(http://twitter.com/januszeal/status/80458935718514690

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Jun 14 2011, 2:01 UTCPierre Dubois and Francois Deluxe thank you for your calls. We still have at least 5 people calling at all times, but it's time for bed. <3

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Jun 14 2011, 1:53 UTC@Hexen525 You have no idea what you're talking about and you will forever be a peon. ^_^http://twitter.com/Hexen525/status/80451646009786368

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Jun 13 2011, 22:52 UTC@TheAlyonaShow We're watching your live stream right now. Put a shoe on your head right now!

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Jun 13 2011, 20:42 UTC@BendAID Are you disabled, bro? There's a whole two paragraphs in our press statement about keeping the user info private. *facepalm*http://twitter.com/BendAID/status/80372654397325312

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Jun 13 2011, 20:39 UTCIf 614LULZSEC is overcapacity, try our second routing number at (732) 993-7703 as we get insane call traffic on our primary switchboard.

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Jun 13 2011, 19:19 UTCPresenting our Bethesda & Senate.gov double surprise release: http://t.co/9GsZRA0 May the lulz flow through you!

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Jun 13 2011, 19:03 UTCCall 614LulzSec to enjoy our finest selection of French elitists; Pierre Dubois and Francois Deluxe. $1000 prize for a correct guess!

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Jun 13 2011, 16:57 UTCBethesda, we broke into your site over two months ago. We've had all of your Brink users for weeks. Please fix your junk, thanks! ^_^

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Jun 13 2011, 16:55 UTCWe're going to release lots of Bethesda/ZeniMax data today - however we might not release their 200,000+ users as we love Call of Cthulhu.

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Jun 13 2011, 16:48 UTCLulz Security phone support, with your hosts Pierre Dubois and Francois Deluxe, is currently on 450 missed calls. Thanks for the money. :D

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Jun 13 2011, 16:43 UTChttp://t.co/46413wR

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Jun 12 2011, 20:41 UTCJoin the party: irc.lulzco.org (6697 for SSL) or http://t.co/SjKc5fd | Channel = #LulzSec | we're enjoying a peaceful Sunday. Join us? :D

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Jun 12 2011, 19:28 UTC@simAlity Yes, you ape: http://t.co/hNjEOuJhttp://twitter.com/simAlity/status/79993309988257792

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Jun 12 2011, 19:16 UTC@simAlity That's actually the exact definition of "lulz"... *pacefalm*http://twitter.com/simAlity/status/79987972971302912

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Jun 12 2011, 18:14 UTCSnap your minds into a new realm, my friends. We did it because they couldn't stop us - and did it we did, as you'll see. We always deliver.

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Jun 12 2011, 16:49 UTC@TsarNecoji ujelly brah & u madhttp://twitter.com/TsarNecoji/status/79953309661790208

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Jun 12 2011, 16:47 UTCWe'd release right now, but we're missing one vital ingredient to complete our victory soup. No ETA, but we're hoping in the next 24 hours.

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Jun 12 2011, 16:40 UTCIf you want ethics, go cry to #Anonymous. True lulz fans, stay tuned in as the next day or two brings much entertainment. Sailing has begun.

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Jun 12 2011, 16:13 UTCBig lulz coming up in the near future. Time to show these bitches how it's done. #Brink #Bethesda #ZeniMax http://t.co/St9EPzn

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Jun 12 2011, 14:05 UTCWe were going to keep this little treasure chest to ourselves, but it appears the hand has been bitten. Say your prayers, Brink users. >:]

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Jun 12 2011, 10:35 UTC@KingPattse When are you going to do something except observe passively, you sheep inside a sheep inside a sheep? #Insheeptionhttp://twitter.com/KingPattse/status/79855968095186944

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Jun 12 2011, 10:34 UTCGood morning twitter. Feeling really 21st century. How is everyone spending their #SailStrongSunday?

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Jun 11 2011, 23:58 UTCThe Lulz Boat is here to shine a blinding light on these fools until it burns their eyebrows off. Nowhere to hide, no damage control. >:]

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Jun 11 2011, 23:57 UTCAnd @Unveillance, this is why you're never gonna get more secure: you cover up your stupidity (password reuse) with meaningless rhetoric.

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Jun 11 2011, 23:49 UTC@aaronbarr Spout techno jargon, talk of infrastructure, talk of "social threats", but please accept that you are a complete moron. #kibafo33

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Jun 11 2011, 23:47 UTC@aaronbarr The threats of dickweed CEOs compromising their company by using the same password is deadlier than hackers themselves. #FACThttp://twitter.com/aaronbarr/status/79695400780566528

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Jun 11 2011, 23:20 UTCSpot the lulz: http://t.co/9LiOpDy

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Jun 11 2011, 22:54 UTCOur apologies, ".ch" is Switzerland, not China. We are fucking clueless...

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Jun 11 2011, 22:47 UTCBut really, @Sony are a bunch of slugs: http://t.co/K7QAtbf

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Jun 11 2011, 22:37 UTCBitCoins dropped from 32 to 11 in the last 24 hours, I wonder why? Bwahahaha. http://t.co/BxgMp2P

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Jun 11 2011, 22:27 UTCBuy BitCoins now while morons are freaking out and selling them due to a sudden drop, they're going cheap. :D #LulzTip

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Jun 11 2011, 20:23 UTCYour Internet connection may be too slow to view this video. View a lower quality version. YouTube doesn't like secret lair Internet. D:

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Jun 11 2011, 20:13 UTC@MC_Virtue Nicely done, may your views skyrocket! http://t.co/PhZL6u0http://twitter.com/MC_Virtue/status/79641622727495680

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Jun 11 2011, 13:50 UTCWe don't feel very arrested, Sony. Please don't tell me you blackbagged someone off the street just for wearing a top hat? Oh Sony... :(

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Jun 11 2011, 13:11 UTCTrolling is fun. :D @infosecdaily 404 + 405

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Jun 11 2011, 0:48 UTCRecap of the last 24 hours: NHS assisted, Jihad site taken down, Pron.com owned, Endgames + Prolexic shone upon brightly. Tomorrow... @Sony

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Jun 11 2011, 0:44 UTCFull dox on Prolexic, a company that loves protecting jackasses from DDoS: http://t.co/3NVZ1do Someone else gonna be mad!

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Jun 11 2011, 0:39 UTCAnd finally for tonight, full dox on Endgame Systems, the guys who HATE public scrutiny: http://t.co/3Sc9bj3 Someone gonna be mad!

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Jun 11 2011, 0:30 UTCI love how humble that guy was - took her twitter, took her email, found boobies, took Facebook, posted boobies, tweeted it to us. Classy!

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Jun 10 2011, 23:32 UTC@SuperJeenius don't you just love the Latin intro to Elfen Lied? Especially the instrumental violin version. Uguuuuuuuu~ \:3/http://twitter.com/SuperJeenius/status/79329529260281856

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Jun 10 2011, 23:26 UTCIf you try to snack on Facebook's innards, it unleashes phantom anti-hacker arms that tear you limb from limb while boiling your bones. :(

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Jun 10 2011, 23:22 UTCYou might hate general Facebook users, but Facebook is like the Gibson on steroids for defensive prowess...

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Jun 10 2011, 23:16 UTCBreaking news: LulzSec leak every email in the world, Facebook users forced to farm real crops as mass account suspension occurs.

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Jun 10 2011, 23:11 UTCThis is the song I like to "plot" to: http://t.co/BxgMp2P Maybe you'll like it? It's share hour on twitter.

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Jun 10 2011, 23:02 UTCHmm... so Facebook automatically locks every email on our list... exploitable. >:] Until next time, Facebook. Bwahahaha.

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Jun 10 2011, 22:59 UTCProps to Facebook security for locking all emails located on our list so fast. That's the kind of security that earns a tip of our hat.

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Jun 10 2011, 22:05 UTCDrop your whole netblock and sink into the sea; go and check your logs but you're not gonna see me... http://t.co/St9EPzn

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Jun 10 2011, 21:47 UTCUpdated with little guide for added lulz (F5 the page): http://t.co/HE5JyZo

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Jun 10 2011, 21:22 UTCApparently pron.com doesn't accept email + pass login, only user + pass login. Oh well, guess their usernames. That's a challenge for you.

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Jun 10 2011, 21:08 UTCAdmin passwords of 55 porn sites + 26,000 porn passwords (including .gov and .mil names LOL) | http://t.co/HE5JyZo Just for mild fun!

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Jun 10 2011, 20:56 UTCBlast this: http://t.co/hCFG3ft

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Jun 10 2011, 18:17 UTCYarr harr fiddle-dee-dee. :D

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Jun 10 2011, 17:15 UTCCompile the code + Tor listeners + VPS = you can do anything @th3j35t3r can do with his silly little DoS tool. In fact we'll make it better.

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Jun 10 2011, 17:12 UTCWe let it up. That was to prove the point that (using the same code that @th3j35t3r uses) anyone in the world can be an anti-terror "hero".

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Jun 10 2011, 17:04 UTCTANGO DOWN - www.aljahad.com - for being terrorist scum! ujelly @th3j35t3r

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Jun 10 2011, 15:42 UTCWe have no direct plans for targets today, but we'll think of something. Improvisation is a required Lulz Boat skill! #Exciting #And #New

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Jun 10 2011, 14:07 UTCAlyona declines our mud wrestling request: http://t.co/lgzisIZ Damnit!

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Jun 10 2011, 13:51 UTCPresenting the the all new state-of-the-art $1,000,000 "Odyssey" button on the homepage: http://t.co/VliIkQ9

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Jun 10 2011, 13:32 UTC2011 Lulz Boat Odyssey - Final Cut http://t.co/St9EPzn

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Jun 10 2011, 13:18 UTCThis encapsulates our ideology very well: http://t.co/UdAd2Zw Just havin' laughs! ^_^

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Jun 10 2011, 10:11 UTCCome aboard... we're expecting you... http://t.co/R5L5X6N irc.lulzco.org #LulzSec

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Jun 10 2011, 8:25 UTCRe: trolls. They can't stop their IRCs from being nulled, they don't know what a nameserver is. http://t.co/nGtysQr ^_^ we like lulzing.

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Jun 10 2011, 8:24 UTCWhile it was fun seeing those dumbass trolls spouting "LOL LulzSec domains seized, we win!" - http://t.co/ZfRKtXY - afraid not, chumps!

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Jun 10 2011, 8:19 UTCHi twitter! What does fun, fun, fun Friday hold in store? Hmm...

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Jun 9 2011, 21:25 UTC@Sony This is the future: http://www.gamechoiceclub.com/image/dc_vmu_white.gif Looooooooook!

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Jun 9 2011, 21:22 UTC@Sony y u put screens in your shit? Dreamcast memory card screen is the only screen we like!

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Jun 9 2011, 21:18 UTC@Sony tell everyone about how many users are in that SonyPictures database; users we accessed does not equal users YOU didn't protect. :D

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Jun 9 2011, 21:16 UTCSonyPictures.com = ~1,000,000 total users split into various tables of ~200,000 (x2) ~300,000 (x1) ~75,000 (x2) and ~125,000 (x1) @Sony

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Jun 9 2011, 21:14 UTCSony Says LulzSec Lied About Number of Records Lost - we didn't say we stole 1 million, we said we compromised 1 million. Silly @Sony :3

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Jun 9 2011, 21:08 UTC@kevinmitnick @whatstrending We watched that. Seems they only like stupid people answers on that show. That lady was kinda unintelligent...http://twitter.com/kevinmitnick/status/78928009930866689

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Jun 9 2011, 17:27 UTCSubdomain NHS access compromised 5 core admins and contact info of several affiliates. Luckily they stored nothing of importance on that DB.

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Jun 9 2011, 17:21 UTCThis is refreshing I guess: http://t.co/I6nQqk2

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Jun 9 2011, 17:15 UTCJust chilling today, twitter, what about you?

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Jun 9 2011, 10:49 UTCAnd no, we never planned to exploit those passwords. We sit on admin passwords for many things. It's kind of like a lulz collection. ^_^

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Jun 9 2011, 10:45 UTCBlacked out some important areas until they fix the problem: http://i.imgur.com/PQ6Xk.png #NHS #Alicebucketlist

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Jun 9 2011, 10:23 UTCBecause if we fucked over those that give health, people would literally die laughing at our antics. Poor lungs = poor lulz, people.

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Jun 9 2011, 10:22 UTCIn celebration of little girls getting bigger bones, we're now emailing NHS and informing them of those admin passwords we took months ago.

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Jun 9 2011, 10:18 UTCGIVE LITTLE GIRLS YOUR BONES IN RETURN FOR ALL THE LULZ WE BROUGHT YOU: http://www.nhsbt.nhs.uk/bonemarrow/ #Alicebucketlist

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Jun 9 2011, 10:14 UTC#Alicebucketlist you say? I believe we can assist the trending!

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Jun 9 2011, 6:40 UTCOur past releases are all here: http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/ - the lulz spread far and wide.

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Jun 9 2011, 4:55 UTCThank you for 100,000 followers in just a few weeks; the lulz spree continues onward, blasting holes into the drab Internet battle ship. :D

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Jun 8 2011, 22:49 UTCGuys I think we upset Jester after we slapped him down. Everyone please go over to @th3j35t3r and send him a heart. <3

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Jun 8 2011, 22:39 UTCSomeone please translate into English what this fool is spouting--> @th3j35t3rhttp://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/78591722526998528

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Jun 8 2011, 22:35 UTCLooks like someone is butthurt. Maybe he'll post more CloudFlare IPs and claim that if you root them, you root us! What a laughing stock.

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Jun 8 2011, 22:32 UTCLOL http://i.imgur.com/5mwwI.png @th3j35t3r

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Jun 8 2011, 21:47 UTCJet Set Radio on the Dreamcast - go to hell, Black Ops.

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Jun 8 2011, 21:34 UTC@Sinjo Slenderman is watching you...http://twitter.com/Sinjo/status/78572619884019712

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Jun 8 2011, 17:51 UTC@RequiemCOTF Yes. That's something we can deliver: movie 1 - http://bit.ly/iQIsPp movie 2 - http://bit.ly/lQCbEc Enjoy! ^_^http://twitter.com/RequiemCOTF/status/78518678945140736

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Jun 8 2011, 17:47 UTCSee, lots of people watch the 26-episode anime and never watch the two movies, which have a much more bad-ass and generally trippy ending.

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Jun 8 2011, 17:45 UTC@xesxen I fear we have been out-weaboo'd. You win.http://twitter.com/xesxen/status/78517176155373568

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Jun 8 2011, 17:31 UTCHave you ever just sucked the entire universe into a drill and then smacked down Slenderman with your fists? We have: http://bit.ly/b87HCi

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Jun 8 2011, 16:39 UTCJUST KIDDING, HOW THE FUCK DO MAGNETS WORK?!

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Jun 8 2011, 16:32 UTCThe Internet's nature is to destroy itself; we always want to find out how magnets work, but if we did, there would be no reason to care. :(

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Jun 8 2011, 11:33 UTC@girlinpinkkk In that case, and ensuring all 140 characters are put to use, this tweet is for you and only you. May the lulz be with you! :Dhttp://twitter.com/girlinpinkkk/status/78423357644750848

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Jun 8 2011, 11:19 UTCWe're excited to reach the big 100K twitter followers; our next target is in our firing line and doesn't even know it yet...

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Jun 8 2011, 10:37 UTCLOOK AT THE GIGANTIC FUCKING ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM ZOMG WHY CAN'T YOU SEE IT?? ITS TRUNK IS IN YR COFFEE FFS!! http://risky.biz/lulzsec

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Jun 8 2011, 8:49 UTC@aaronbarr You have no fanbase; 1000 of your 1100 followers come from your twitter account being pwned, password reuse of "kibafo33" #LOLhttp://twitter.com/aaronbarr/status/78117636386467840

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Jun 8 2011, 8:31 UTCHitler is informed of LulzSec: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiUMBnJiR7I | We don't plan to go after PSN again, but funny nonetheless!

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Jun 8 2011, 7:41 UTCTransmission from the lulz ship on the seven seas... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRz2qW54w8g

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Jun 8 2011, 7:26 UTCWe're on irc.lulzco.org hiding, playing Round 1 of find the lulz (channel #LulzSec or other chans? Hmm... where to hide...)

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Jun 8 2011, 7:02 UTCWhat happened here: http://www.blackbergsecurity.us/

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Jun 7 2011, 21:41 UTC@JosephKBlack If everyone in the world except us gets amnesia at the same time, we can be anyone we want!http://twitter.com/JosephKBlack/status/78213842223640577

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Jun 7 2011, 20:48 UTC--> @GregoryDEvans 0/10 your head is a bowling ball and your pins just went bye-bye.

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Jun 7 2011, 20:32 UTCDon't forget... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRz2qW54w8g

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Jun 7 2011, 20:26 UTCWhat's the deal with http://lulzsecurity.com/ being up? #WINNING

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Jun 7 2011, 20:20 UTCWhat's the deal with http://www.ligattsecurity.com/ being down? #jackasses

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Jun 7 2011, 19:47 UTC#LIGATT - http://attrition.org/errata/charlatan/gregory_evans/ | The moronic charlatans that like free press. Set sail for dox fail.

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Jun 7 2011, 19:45 UTC@tunatrawler Bro you're tweeting like a madman. :Dhttp://twitter.com/tunatrawler/status/78185578495082496

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Jun 7 2011, 19:32 UTCOh boy, #LIGATT are gonna release our real identities. We've heard that one before many times... *rolls eyes*

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Jun 7 2011, 17:59 UTC@trollcraft Yes we did!http://twitter.com/trollcraft/status/78158976067452928

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Jun 7 2011, 17:55 UTCAww, that wasn't Thomas? Well someone's Internet just got cippled. Oh well, onward and upward. We're working on new operations. :D

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Jun 7 2011, 17:26 UTCh4x0rs meet r4pz0rs for this pre-release: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRz2qW54w8g | Props to darkspline and an anonymous rapper!

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Jun 7 2011, 15:27 UTCChallenge accepted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRrArLFYP84

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Jun 7 2011, 14:43 UTC@TheAlyonaShow But Alyona, how can there be a news show without women singing in Russian while mud wrestling with shoes on their heads?http://twitter.com/TheAlyonaShow/status/78108918374600704

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Jun 7 2011, 14:26 UTC@TheAlyonaShow And you and the producer have to mud wrestle while singing The Love Boat in Russian. Deal? #EntirelySerioushttp://twitter.com/TheAlyonaShow/status/78104157373992961

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Jun 7 2011, 14:04 UTC@TheAlyonaShow We'll give you an exclusive interview if you and your producer wear a shoe on your head throughout the show.http://twitter.com/TheAlyonaShow/status/78099304723644417

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Jun 7 2011, 14:03 UTC@AaronBarr What are you up to these days, how are your friend at HBGay?

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Jun 7 2011, 13:06 UTCThis is really good, don't know how we missed it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJGRlm3alLY Give this man some views! #LulzBoat

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Jun 7 2011, 12:01 UTCNo, silly media, we didn't hack Skype. *pacefalm*

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Jun 7 2011, 10:55 UTCDear @Skype, get the professor to FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYc05gZFly0

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Jun 7 2011, 10:54 UTCAgh, Skype is down! @Skype FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT

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Jun 7 2011, 10:01 UTC6 out of 17, anyone else wanna play? http://attrition.org/security/rants/sony_aka_sownage.html

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Jun 7 2011, 4:31 UTCIt would appear that the twitter account of @Cartoony_Dave, the guy whose face we said looked like a walnut, has mysteriously disappeared.

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Jun 7 2011, 4:22 UTCSo that Hackers upload got taken down - anyone watch the full thing before it happened?

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Jun 6 2011, 22:43 UTCSo if we're here... and someone is arrested... then how did... we... oh lawdy, Robert Cavanaugh. You dun goofed.

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Jun 6 2011, 22:40 UTC@Cartoony_Dave Your face looks like a walnut fused with a can of white paint.http://twitter.com/Cartoony_Dave/status/77867101255254016

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Jun 6 2011, 22:36 UTCInteresting... this article claims one of us was arrested: http://bit.ly/koKSkV That's strange because all of us are still here. Uh-oh!

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Jun 6 2011, 22:26 UTC@Patchbikerdog If you watch Hackers backwards, it's about a group of whitehats that fix the Gibson and go back to their shitty lives.http://twitter.com/Patchbikerdog/status/77863400511766528

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Jun 6 2011, 22:13 UTCWe've watched this movie so many times but we still can't figure out how to hack the Gibson... #FailHecks

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Jun 6 2011, 22:03 UTCThis is a full 1 hour 45 minutes upload of "Hackers" on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqs6L5dcLkA | Enjoy, Internet.

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Jun 6 2011, 21:19 UTCOur website has received over 5 million legit views. And probably several billion failed flood attempts by those morons that can't DDoS us.

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Jun 6 2011, 21:12 UTCOur apologies to slow-moving old people. We decided to start stealing that database by date of birth, then gave up when we reached 1943. D:

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Jun 6 2011, 21:08 UTCOH MAN LOL, just realized we didn't dump that entire database, ALL of them are old: http://bit.ly/jT2jrW | Err... our bad old people...

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Jun 6 2011, 21:04 UTCApparently we targeted "the elderly". That just means reporters were too lazy to scroll down our files neatly organized by date of birth. :(

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Jun 6 2011, 19:31 UTCBahaha... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-TnS35GBd0 | Well done again @wordymcwriter

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Jun 6 2011, 19:19 UTCSeems legit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeYtPyQrD7Q

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Jun 6 2011, 19:01 UTCDon't forget, you can see all of our wreckage in the last 30 days here: http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/ | One month tomorrow, memories!

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Jun 6 2011, 18:51 UTCSitting here in our spinning phone booths... eying up more targets... where shall The Lulz Boat sail next?

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Jun 6 2011, 18:48 UTC@jifa That brings back so many memories... we were struggling for 100 retweets with our first X-Factor DB a month ago tomorrow. :'Dhttp://twitter.com/jifa/status/77808906948198401

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Jun 6 2011, 18:44 UTCBUT SERIOUSLY WE HACKED THE GIBSON. HERE IT IS AGAIN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3XzPhdBx9g

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Jun 6 2011, 18:42 UTCEr... 75,000 followers... that's another 25,000 in the last 3 hours. What's going on, I don't remember hacking THE GIBSON?!

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Jun 6 2011, 17:42 UTChttp://blogs.forbes.com/parmyolson/2011/06/06/lulzsec-hackers-posts-sony-dev-source-code-get-7k-donation/

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Jun 6 2011, 17:14 UTCNobody arrested, no significant logs leaked, website up, twitter up, Pirate Bay account up, IRC up, Lulz Boat sailing... victory for us. :D

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Jun 6 2011, 17:00 UTCStatement regarding "exposing" leaked logs: http://pastebin.com/yut4P6qN

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Jun 6 2011, 16:20 UTCSomeone just sent over $7200 worth of BitCoins. Whoever you are... thank you... Balance: 7853.35 USD #Speechless

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Jun 6 2011, 15:58 UTCPlease help seed the torrent by downloading it from here: http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/

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Jun 6 2011, 15:36 UTCPresenting Sownage 2: Electric Boogaloo | http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6449737/Sownage_2 | Let it flow... #Sownage

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Jun 6 2011, 15:26 UTCJust hit 50,000 followers. Thank you, twitter! In celebration, Sony hack 16 & 17 coming up soon! #Sownage #Celebration

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Jun 6 2011, 15:08 UTCOkay, throwing more Sony booty overboard soon! #Sownage #GameOfTheYear

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Jun 6 2011, 15:01 UTCWait, what are these Sony BMG internal maps... we don't want these on our ship... hmm...

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Jun 6 2011, 14:34 UTCBlack hole slushies from mini-games, Key Quest lab maps, dominating the yearly Christmas brush rush, playing Neopets is where it's at folks.

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Jun 6 2011, 14:29 UTCBitches don't know about my royal paintbrush in Neopets.

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Jun 6 2011, 14:23 UTCThings we would never harm: Sega, Nintendo, Neopets, Old Spice Guy, anyone that owns a boat for the sole purpose of being a pirate.

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Jun 6 2011, 13:59 UTCPresenting Sony Computer Entertainment Developer Network source code: http://www.mediafire.com/?ev1zo010c020764 [54MB] #Sownage | 16 - 0

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Jun 6 2011, 13:46 UTC@ArtByAlida VOLUME INCREASED BY 100%!http://twitter.com/ArtByAlida/status/77731773097840640

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Jun 6 2011, 9:28 UTC@attritionorg We didn't directly find the Russia SQLi (that's why it's not on our release page) but we did publicize it by posting DBs. :Dhttp://twitter.com/attritionorg/status/77667449054572544

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Jun 6 2011, 9:22 UTC@rjacksix @eastdakota Matthew is enjoying the thousands of new customers he's getting because successful people like us love #CloudFlarehttp://twitter.com/rjacksix/status/77598436395991040

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Jun 6 2011, 9:17 UTCOh, though we do have 54MB of Sony data to drop. Maybe a torrent - we'll see what we can do with that. No estimated time yet! #Sownage

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Jun 6 2011, 9:09 UTCIf anyone else wants to play Hackers vs Sony: http://attrition.org/security/rants/sony_aka_sownage.html 4 hacks for us so far. Your move!

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Jun 6 2011, 9:06 UTC@KaroshiDrop You mess with Sonic, you mess with LulzSec.http://twitter.com/KaroshiDrop/status/77662419811446784

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Jun 6 2011, 9:03 UTCWe love Nintendo and Sega, if anything we'd hack *for* them. If you're listening Nintendo/Sega, you, you uh... you want Sony hacked more?

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Jun 5 2011, 23:39 UTC@skywarnal EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GUY!!111!11!11http://twitter.com/skywarnal/status/77519338009145344

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Jun 5 2011, 23:26 UTC@whileyouwere We actually have the blog password of the president of Huffington Post, but it's over 7 years old. :(http://twitter.com/whileyouwere/status/77515954401193985

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Jun 5 2011, 22:59 UTCIs everyone enjoying #SailStrongSunday? :D

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Jun 5 2011, 20:26 UTCDear @FBIPressOffice, @ShadowDXS aka Branndon Pike of Daytona Beach (age 21) also paid us to attack Infragard Atlanta and affiliates.

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Jun 5 2011, 20:03 UTC@enateandroid Yes. Yes you do.http://twitter.com/enateandroid/status/77463214568378371

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Jun 5 2011, 19:32 UTCIn Soviet Russia, SQL injects you! http://pastebin.com/Ubw6kCVW

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Jun 5 2011, 18:48 UTC@DeBroJo I'd go with Wipeout, bro. I played Wipeout III: Limited Edition on the PS2 until my eyes fell out. It's a bad-ass game.http://twitter.com/DebsterLB/status/77444198751674369

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Jun 5 2011, 17:01 UTC@sonithk I think the PSN outage motivated the US Military to actually get off their asses and hunt down Osama instead of playing CoD.http://twitter.com/sonithk/status/77418784150929408

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Jun 5 2011, 16:47 UTCDon't know what PS3 users are complaining about. They got a chance to get fresh air and were rewarded with free games a month later.

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Jun 5 2011, 16:44 UTCHackers vs Sony should be the new Plants vs Zombies sequel. Hard mode = they actually protect against SQL injections. #GameOfTheYear

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Jun 5 2011, 16:35 UTCHaha, props to whoever hacked Sony Music Brazil. Wish we'd gotten that one, we only hit Japan, Netherlands & Belgium. :(

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Jun 5 2011, 15:50 UTC@TPB_Stun Thanks Stun; everyone find our Pirate Bay backup here: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6446763/ | #FuckFBIFridayhttp://twitter.com/TPB_Stun/status/77399690110451712

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Jun 5 2011, 15:37 UTCWe're working on more releases throughout the coming week. Today is #SailStrongSunday where we take a day off to laugh with friends.

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Jun 5 2011, 15:34 UTC@wordymcwriter YouTube automatically stops all videos at ~300 and waits for an equal amount of legit views - it's spam protection. :Dhttp://twitter.com/wordymcwriter/status/77397666572681216

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Jun 5 2011, 15:07 UTC@NFS13EPIC What makes you think PSN data isn't being sniffed right now?http://twitter.com/NFS13EPIC/status/77390804531945472

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Jun 5 2011, 14:44 UTCWe're going to add a remix page on the site and link to everyone that's peformed anything Lulz Boat related. Lettin' it flow since 2011...

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Jun 5 2011, 14:25 UTCSomeone give this man some views: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckF5uWnx370

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Jun 5 2011, 14:24 UTC@wordymcwriter Have we just been tricked by crafty editing or is that really an original song? Because it's fucking amazing.http://twitter.com/wordymcwriter/status/77373376628408320

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Jun 5 2011, 13:13 UTC@wordymcwriter Let's hear that smooth, sexy song, my friend!http://twitter.com/wordymcwriter/status/77359861897240576

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Jun 5 2011, 13:06 UTC@Anony_Ops I'd lay off the "anti-LulzSec operation", we've done a lot more for your collective than you think. Our good side is a good side.

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Jun 5 2011, 12:54 UTC@tunatrawler We love Dreamcast. If you don't have a Dreamcast, you should be banned from the Internet. >:[http://twitter.com/tunatrawler/status/77357228612530176

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Jun 5 2011, 11:27 UTCRe: Nintendo, we just got a config file and made it clear that we didn't mean any harm. Nintendo had already fixed it anyway. <3 them!

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Jun 5 2011, 10:25 UTC@idahc_hacker http://attrition.org/security/rants/sony_aka_sownage.html You wanna keep taking turns at hacking Sony? :)http://twitter.com/idahc_hacker/status/77087696518004736

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Jun 5 2011, 10:11 UTCLooking for a singer to redo the "Love Boat" theme song with lulz lyrics, we'll stream it on our website and link to your work! #EXCITING

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Jun 5 2011, 9:25 UTCThis guy is our hero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NURQfEhokgU @outback_zack

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Jun 5 2011, 9:17 UTCI think Infragard Atlanta are rebuilding their site. You know... after we removed everything by accident when drunk. :x #oops

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Jun 5 2011, 8:58 UTC@v0ld4m0rt How's Tuscaloosa treating you, Alabama boy?http://twitter.com/v0ld4m0rt/status/77277991490686976

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Jun 5 2011, 8:36 UTCWe could just DDoS every Jihad website Jester takes down for 30 minutes at a time, but then the poor schizo bastard would have nothing left.

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Jun 5 2011, 8:16 UTC38 donations totaling $500 in the last 7 days - now we can really get The Lulz Boat picking up speed. Who's next for a blasting? Hmm... :D

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Jun 5 2011, 7:33 UTCLots of hilarity over the whole Karim ordeal. Difference is he's squirming like a child while we're laughing: same password everywhere. :D

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Jun 5 2011, 7:28 UTCHi twitter, how are the seas faring on your end? Has anyone had any major lulz today? ^_^

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Jun 5 2011, 4:54 UTCirc.lulzco.org - #lulzsec SSL port 6697 (default) also for IPv6 users: ipv6.lulzco.org. Come and join the lulz!

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Jun 5 2011, 2:47 UTC@dinodaizovi Got something to ask you.

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Jun 4 2011, 22:05 UTC@F4ls3Blu3 That's somewhat true, but he's persistent ya know? Lots of voicemails left that nobody else can be bothered to leave.http://twitter.com/F4ls3Blu3/status/77133421519978496

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Jun 4 2011, 22:01 UTCWord reaches our ears that @BarrettBrownLOL and crew are plundering our email booty collection. Good work, folks. #Investigation

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Jun 4 2011, 19:41 UTC@TheDarkChaplain Did you mean root in hell?http://twitter.com/TheDarkChaplain/status/77097048947695616

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Jun 4 2011, 16:57 UTC@ArdaXi Account Balance is: 26.201338 BTC (449.09 USD @ 17.14) | You sent us 0.00001 too much, now we're not 1337!http://twitter.com/ArdaXi/status/77055579973095424

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Jun 4 2011, 16:33 UTCPublic Donation Account Balance is: 26.100001 BTC (446.31 USD @ 17.10)

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Jun 4 2011, 16:29 UTCThank you for 0.000001 BitCoins, whoever just sent it. We needed those extra 0s in our balance.

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Jun 4 2011, 16:09 UTCBut seriously, this is a video of us hacking the Gibson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3XzPhdBx9g

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Jun 4 2011, 16:03 UTChttp://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2011/06/04/sony-europe-hacked-by-lebanese-hacker-again/ | We love you, Idahc! #GameOfTheYearAllYears

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Jun 4 2011, 16:01 UTCNOBODY can hack the Gibson.

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Jun 4 2011, 15:40 UTCirc.lulzco.org (66.228.41.216 if it doesn't resolve for you yet) - #LulzSec

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Jun 4 2011, 15:38 UTC@LeonBlade No... we can't hack the Gibson... :(http://twitter.com/LeonBlade/status/77036344752340992

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Jun 4 2011, 15:09 UTCFBI to Karim: "So, how did the hackers breach your company?" "Err, I used the same password for every account I own." FBI: "LOL'd, GTFO."

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Jun 4 2011, 15:07 UTCWe leaked Karim because we had enough proof that he was willing to hire us as hitmen. Not a very ethical thing to do, huh Mr. Whitehat?

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Jun 4 2011, 15:06 UTCKarim offered to go into business with us even before we put on the pseudo-extortion. He tried even harder after - corrupt, filthy man.

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Jun 4 2011, 10:36 UTCEvery Saturday is now #SeriousAssistanceSaturday where I encourage everyone to make some kind of donation to people in need.

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Jun 4 2011, 10:34 UTCSo gather round, this is a new cyber world and we're starting it together. There will be bigger targets, there will be more ownage. #ANTISEC

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Jun 4 2011, 10:32 UTCWe decided not to use your BitCoin funding for that donation - was straight from my personal money. Your donations go towards owning FBI.

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Jun 4 2011, 10:25 UTCThank you very much for your donation of $80 to the Red Cross - Libya & Region Appeal #SeriousAssistanceSaturday but really, fuck you FBI.

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Jun 4 2011, 10:14 UTCIn response to @Nardiskia suggesting people donate to charities instead of us, we are now donating some funds to help Libyan medical care.

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Jun 4 2011, 10:11 UTC@Nardiskia You use the word "criminals" as if it's supposed to send chills down the spine. Ever tried living outside the box? It's more fun!http://twitter.com/Nardiskia/status/76953897008238592

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Jun 4 2011, 9:50 UTCLulz Security official response to @Unveillance press statement: http://pastebin.com/AjVd0L9E #FuckFBIFriday

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Jun 4 2011, 7:50 UTC@sehnaoui http://lulzsecurity.com/donate/http://twitter.com/sehnaoui/status/76918396104613888

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Jun 4 2011, 7:46 UTCSides, we don't need filthy whitehat money. You wonderful people have donated over $375 in BitCoins. Only the finest publicly-boosted lulz!

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Jun 4 2011, 7:37 UTCAnd let's not forget the most important thing: Karim, whitehat company owner, using the same password everywhere he goes. So silly... <3

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Jun 4 2011, 7:32 UTCThat's why we leaked on him despite his eagerness to have us hack his enemies. True story, he's completely overlooked that in his statement.

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Jun 4 2011, 7:22 UTCThe goal was to get him into a position of wanting to fold to extortion, and then exposing that weakness publicly. :D

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Jun 4 2011, 7:20 UTCTo clarify: it was not our goal to extort anything from Karim at @Unveillance - we were merely testing if he would fold or not.

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Jun 4 2011, 2:50 UTC@aaronbarr @Unveillance "Stand back up" says the man that quit his job because of hackers.http://twitter.com/aaronbarr/status/76840294171164672

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Jun 4 2011, 2:48 UTC@th3j35t3r You're a schizo joke with a lame Apache 0day that you turned into a GUI. Nice job stealing it from milw0rm, we have it too. :Dhttp://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/76834959565918208

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Jun 4 2011, 1:57 UTCSecret @Unveillance conference call: http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/Unveillance_Secret_Conference.mp3 | Silent as a ninja...

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Jun 4 2011, 1:52 UTC@eastdakota Hi good man CEO, it appears the cretin of which you speak is now pretending to troll. Thanks again for your splendid service.http://twitter.com/eastdakota/status/76827677708914688

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Jun 4 2011, 1:46 UTC@th3j35t3r Hack us then, fool. Or hack something. You've never hacked anything and you just posted lulzy #CloudFire websites. Embarrassing.

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Jun 4 2011, 1:27 UTC@2600 We stopped firing at you hours ago. I think we nullrooted you from ISP level. We'll take those shirts though!http://twitter.com/2600/status/76821159638859777

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Jun 4 2011, 1:18 UTC@th3j35t3r You complete and absolute moron. You just listed sites hosted on #CloudFlare - confirmed as a joke. Please just give up now.

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Jun 4 2011, 0:49 UTCHow to open the emails if you're not familiar with it: http://pastebin.com/z19tPyXE #FuckFBIFriday

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Jun 4 2011, 0:39 UTCProject Cyber Libya Dawn - The Military's dirty secret #EXPOSED

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Jun 4 2011, 0:34 UTC700MB in emails: http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/Fuck%20FBI%20Friday%20%28FFF%29.torrent | If it doesn't work, F5 a lot - blame #CloudFlare

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Jun 4 2011, 0:33 UTCSilly FBI affiliates: http://infragardatlanta.org/

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Jun 4 2011, 0:31 UTCFuck it, surprise! http://pastebin.com/MQG0a130 #FuckFBIFriday

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Jun 4 2011, 0:07 UTC#FuckFBIFriday in 45 minutes.

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Jun 3 2011, 23:29 UTCWe just DDoS'd the IP that tried to inject us. Let it flow, it floats back to you...

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Jun 3 2011, 23:28 UTC@Viss "GET /index.php%20select%20union%20user().user().user().user().user().user().7 HTTP/1.0" Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 5.1; rv:2.0.1)"http://twitter.com/Viss/status/76792035792797697

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Jun 3 2011, 23:20 UTCSomeone is trying to SQL inject our static pages on LulzSecurity.com - we can see you trying it, you are really embarrassing yourself. <3

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Jun 3 2011, 23:06 UTC@thegsgs01 We know, it's a popular video for adding joke subtitles to. Silly black cat. ^_^http://twitter.com/thegsgs01/status/76786432458502144

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Jun 3 2011, 23:02 UTCAhahaha... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUlkAPxrwcw

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Jun 3 2011, 22:57 UTCWe love SNES, Megadrive, N64, Dreamcast... Sega & Nintendo have a special place in our Lulz Boat. Desert Strike, anyone? #MEGADRIVE

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Jun 3 2011, 22:51 UTCWe're not targeting Nintendo. We like the N64 too much - we sincerely hope Nintendo plugs the gap. This is just for lulz. <3

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Jun 3 2011, 22:49 UTC@Inject10n 176LRX4WRWD5LWDMbhr94ptb2MW9varCZPhttp://twitter.com/Inject10n/status/76780954143834113

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Jun 3 2011, 22:47 UTCThis is just for lulz while we prepare our release tonight: http://pastebin.com/QFJN82X4 | Silly Nintendo! #FuckFBIFriday #WARMUP

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Jun 3 2011, 22:38 UTC#FuckFBIFriday draws closer.

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Jun 3 2011, 20:25 UTC@tirestastebad In celebration of your tweet, we're DDoSing @2600's IRC servers again right now.http://twitter.com/tirestastebad/status/76745651395895296

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Jun 3 2011, 20:13 UTChttp://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/06/lulz-sony-hackers-deny-responsibility-for-misuse-of-leaked-data.ars | Such an great picture.

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Jun 3 2011, 19:40 UTC@Honor_Louisee VOLUME INCREASED BY 100%!http://twitter.com/Honor_Louisee/status/76734770213687296

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Jun 3 2011, 19:35 UTChttp://lulzsecurity.com/ is back up and sailing.

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Jun 3 2011, 18:42 UTC@neilyourself Hey Neil, as longtime fans of you, your band, and your videos about Tetris and half-bears, can you perform us a suave song?

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Jun 3 2011, 18:32 UTCAn open file... on a friendly shore... http://michaelmerchant.tumblr.com/post/6147312859/here-are-the-lyrics-lulz-exciting-and-new-log

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Jun 3 2011, 18:30 UTC@Skynetmachine Awesome!http://twitter.com/Skynetmachine/status/76715553179439104

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Jun 3 2011, 16:17 UTC@Mr_l_Dude Emails and passwords are organized like "email | pass", just replace all "* |" with a blank space. Instant password-only file.http://twitter.com/Mr_l_Dude/status/76679174839992320

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Jun 3 2011, 15:12 UTCBy the way, we've received $110 in BitCoin donations and we just used some of it to buy a server with which to own things from. Badass, huh?

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Jun 3 2011, 15:05 UTCWelcome to #FuckFBIFriday, wherein we sit and laugh at the FBI. No times decided, but we'll cook up something nice for tonight. <3

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Jun 3 2011, 15:02 UTCI do believe it's... its... Friday, Friday, #FuckFBIFriday!

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Jun 3 2011, 15:00 UTC@canadianryan You sir are sorely deluded if you think we're whitehat. Our name has "lulz" in it. :xhttp://twitter.com/canadianryan/status/76662616805748736

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Jun 3 2011, 14:12 UTC@7ewis No friend, the information is in the public domain via a release and isn't illegal to view or store. Just like WikiLeaks documents.http://twitter.com/7ewis/status/76651624621293569

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Jun 3 2011, 13:55 UTCI hear there's been some funny scamming with jacked Sony accounts. That's what you get for using the same password everywhere. #LulzLesson

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Jun 3 2011, 10:44 UTC@AnotherBrony http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6443601 | Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvIhttp://twitter.com/wagnC/status/76599334858268673

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Jun 3 2011, 10:34 UTCAny good singers wanna make a "The Lulz Boat" song for the lulz? | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag #ComeAboard

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Jun 3 2011, 10:11 UTCLulzSec is a team of entertainment and security experts that specialise in the production of malicious comedic cybermaterials. True story.

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Jun 3 2011, 8:58 UTC@On3iroi Hey aren't you that lame troll that pretended to threaten to DDoS WikiLeaks for a month straight? LOL'd. How pathetic.http://twitter.com/On3iroi/status/76573161944121346

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Jun 3 2011, 8:54 UTC@TehLulzBoat Oh man, really love your hat!http://twitter.com/TehLulzBoat/status/76572297196077056

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Jun 3 2011, 8:53 UTCOkay, we're bored. Time to DDoS the @2600 IRC servers.

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Jun 3 2011, 8:25 UTC176LRX4WRWD5LWDMbhr94ptb2MW9varCZP | Thank you for $62 worth of donations. We're taking a break right now, then more hacking!

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Jun 3 2011, 8:17 UTCHey innocent people whose data we leaked: blame @Sony | RE: @joelsackhttp://twitter.com/joelsack/status/76562218820440064

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Jun 3 2011, 8:08 UTCDon't worry, our site has received attacks non-stop since literally 2 minutes after we tweeted it - doesn't affect leaks in the slightest.

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Jun 3 2011, 7:54 UTCWebsite smooth or shaky, rain or shine, down or up, the hacks and leaks will always continue, even if twitter suspends our account. :D

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Jun 3 2011, 7:44 UTCHard to think it's not even been a month since we leaked the X-Factor... http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/x_factor_contestants_database.txt

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Jun 3 2011, 7:30 UTC@AmpliFreQuency All great titles. But the Dreamcast is a superior console. The memory card for it is badass, you can train Chao on it.http://twitter.com/AmpliFreQuency/status/76550668688687104

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Jun 3 2011, 7:24 UTCSilly Sony fanboys. You ever played the PS1? Crack open a copy of Wipeout and enjoy offline gaming with friends. Get some snacks too.

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Jun 3 2011, 7:06 UTC@guardiantech http://bit.ly/kZbezi "The site's registrant is listed as being based in the Bahamas." That is indeed where we're situated. :D

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Jun 3 2011, 7:02 UTCWhoa, tweets from WikiLeaks, Derren Brown, BitCoin, Pastebin, CloudFlare. Our humble Lulz Boat is flattered. *giggle/blush hybrid* #H4X0RS

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Jun 3 2011, 6:55 UTC@eastdakota We love CloudFlare, Mr. CEO of CloudFlare. Can we have a free premium membership in return for rum?http://twitter.com/eastdakota/status/76458730140606464

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Jun 3 2011, 6:08 UTCOur ship simply saves a realtime session of itself and transmutes into ghost form when we receive detected cannonfire. Take lessons @Sony <3

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Jun 3 2011, 5:57 UTCWe release and then snapshot - you can DDoS 24/7 and you can't stop people seeing the booty. Silly enemy fleets... no brains... :D

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Jun 3 2011, 5:55 UTCI'm loving how people think they can take down lulzsecurity.com - cloudflare backup pages storing 100% of our Sony releases. Nice try!

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Jun 2 2011, 23:01 UTCAll of our past releases are available here: http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/ | Goodnight twitter, catching some sleep below decks!

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Jun 2 2011, 22:59 UTC@Sony You forget? Linux sdk-pct06.station.sony.com 2.6.18-164.15.1.el5 #1 SMP Wed Mar 17 11:30:06 EDT 2010 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux

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Jun 2 2011, 22:52 UTCOur warmest and lulziest thanks to the anonymous BitCoin benefactors in the last two hours. We've received around $40 worth of donations. :D

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Jun 2 2011, 20:43 UTC176LRX4WRWD5LWDMbhr94ptb2MW9varCZP | This is our BitCoin address. More BitCoins = more ownage. You don't have to, but it helps. #Sownage

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Jun 2 2011, 20:25 UTCTorrent backup of Sony Pictures and Sony BMG: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6443601

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Jun 2 2011, 20:23 UTCf you don't want to download anything, see Sony Pictures and Sony BMG compromises here: http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/

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Jun 2 2011, 20:17 UTC1,000,000+ unencrypted users, unencrypted admin accounts, government and military passwords saved in plaintext. #PSN compromised. @Sony

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Jun 2 2011, 20:09 UTCUh-oh #SonyPictures... http://pastebin.com/Y38gCS82

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Jun 2 2011, 20:08 UTCUh-oh #PSN... Linux sdk-pct06.station.sony.com 2.6.18-164.15.1.el5 #1 SMP Wed Mar 17 11:30:06 EDT 2010 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux

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Jun 2 2011, 19:58 UTCReleasing some @Sony embarrassment in a few minutes. Just finishing our torrent!

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Jun 2 2011, 19:37 UTC@astriddare It's just you. Sail past those 500 errors with a simple F5. Our Lulz Boat energy shield is absorbing hits like a monster.http://twitter.com/astriddare/status/76371416055939072

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Jun 2 2011, 18:53 UTCThis is the guy that paid us to hack pbs.org --> @ShadowDXShttp://twitter.com/ShadowDXS/status/76360297341923328

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Jun 2 2011, 18:51 UTCOur site is back up after pathetic enemy http cannonfire. If it's not up for you, then your VOLUME IS NOT INCREASED BY 100%.

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Jun 2 2011, 18:37 UTCVOLUME INCREASED BY 100%!

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Jun 2 2011, 17:06 UTCIn only 23 days we hacked Fox, PBS, Sony, and got our website fully up and running. Taking a fine rest for the next 3 hours. #Sownage

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Jun 2 2011, 16:54 UTCIntroducing Lulz Security: http://lulzsecurity.com/

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Jun 2 2011, 16:51 UTC@pastebincom You know we love you, pastebin. You don't delete our pastes or anything.http://twitter.com/pastebincom/status/76328983674884096

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Jun 2 2011, 15:51 UTCReleasing mediafire/pastebin/torrent link to a large cache of compromised internal @Sony data in exactly 4 hours. #Sownage

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Jun 2 2011, 14:33 UTCEverything is in one place. We will be announcing an official release time soon.

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Jun 2 2011, 12:06 UTC@MarekSokal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1Ihttp://twitter.com/MarekSokal/status/76256991093325824

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Jun 2 2011, 10:47 UTC@MarekSokal Ever thought about doing something cool yourself instead of watching other people do cool things?http://twitter.com/MarekSokal/status/76238063583498240

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Jun 2 2011, 9:32 UTCHold your F5s for now, we're getting all this juice in one place. Blame @Sony for storing their data in a stupid fashion. Silly Sony!

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Jun 2 2011, 9:18 UTCEverything we have will be published in multiple ways to ensure maximum embarrassment and exposure for @Sony and their security flaws. :D

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Jun 2 2011, 9:05 UTCWe're currently grouping together the things we've taken from @Sony and are arranging them in a way that everyone will easily understand.

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Jun 2 2011, 7:58 UTC@bridgedaly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTlcyo56_IY | We'll give you an exclusive interview if you post pics of a shoe on your head.

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Jun 2 2011, 6:22 UTC@TehSkull I hope your friend didn't use his real name or credit card when making that account, because Feds will be on him like a plague. <3http://twitter.com/TehSkull/status/76171165701378049

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Jun 2 2011, 4:47 UTC@MachoMoustachio Various fake-bibles say that rapture lasts 5 months and then hell comes in October. We say: eat more ice cream and chill.http://twitter.com/MachoMoustachio/status/76147633613324289

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Jun 2 2011, 4:44 UTC@RockmanHalo Yes sir! Ever play Chu Chu Rocket on the Dreamcast? Man, all this nostalgia while we steal Sony's 3.5 million coupons. Err...

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Jun 2 2011, 4:32 UTCBut don't forget about the Xbox, the Xbox Playstation 3, and the Xbox Playstation Wii. And the Xbox Google Skype.

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Jun 2 2011, 4:17 UTCAnd just for the record, the Dreamcast is better than both the 360 and the PS3.

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Jun 2 2011, 3:25 UTC@NFS13EPIC http://www.amazon.com/review/R3C29VLD2EF12V/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm Can you get any more Sony fanboy than this, folks?http://twitter.com/NFS13EPIC/status/76126353371561984

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Jun 1 2011, 19:53 UTCWe're still chilling in irc.2600.net #lulzsec and discussing earbuds, D&D, towels, and plants. http://mibbit.com/ or through yo' client. :D

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Jun 1 2011, 16:52 UTC@Inject10n Just had a look in our collection. We have this: http://pastebin.com/r2pygiNThttp://twitter.com/Inject10n/status/75966171165360128

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Jun 1 2011, 16:35 UTC@TheHackersNews Goddamn Indians...http://twitter.com/TheHackersNews/status/75963355436814336

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Jun 1 2011, 16:31 UTCHow much ink do you think this cost Wall Street Journal? http://i.imgur.com/DsgWI.jpg

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Jun 1 2011, 15:14 UTCWe're in #LulzSec on irc.2600.net right now, and apparently the local townsfolk consider it ironic. Join us for rum? That's irc.2600.net

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Jun 1 2011, 13:24 UTC@kevinmitnick DM?

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Jun 1 2011, 11:01 UTCWe're working on our website, hence the delays. You guys will like it. Yarr harr fiddle-dee-dee! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI

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Jun 1 2011, 10:44 UTC@Nightmare966 We've actually caught a pedo before. You send us BitCoins and we'll catch all of them near you. Did you get molested? Revenge!http://twitter.com/Nightmare966/status/75875180978782208

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Jun 1 2011, 10:31 UTC@AlexOnVinyl We want the sweet, salty pirate lulz that only smashing large corporations gives. What do you do for fun?http://twitter.com/AlexOnVinyl/status/75871601484247040

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Jun 1 2011, 10:23 UTCKeep on crying, Sony fanboys. Your tears create the sea and your whining creates the wind that we so gracefully use to traverse onward.

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Jun 1 2011, 10:07 UTC@trollcraft The government should work for us, honey. <3http://twitter.com/trollcraft/status/75865643089526784

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Jun 1 2011, 9:59 UTC@xLloyd96 Hey jackhammer, you know Sony isn't just gaming, right? We're going after this thing called "music"; heard of it? Google it.http://twitter.com/xLloyd96/status/75863718570897408

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Jun 1 2011, 9:57 UTC@thegsgs01 Oh nothing exciting really. We're just picking off their IRC servers, letting them scramble around, then picking them off again.http://twitter.com/thegsgs01/status/75862777717211136

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Jun 1 2011, 9:49 UTCHey washed up middle-aged whitehats struggling to maintain their lonely existence: u mad bros?

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Jun 1 2011, 9:45 UTCOur recent attention surge has prompted us to make the next Sony operation more classy. Right now we're just fucking with irc.2600.net

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Jun 1 2011, 5:43 UTCYou're right though, tweetsailers. We were getting distracted by inferior boats. Our focus will be on the lulz; woah, 7200 followers. ^_^

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Jun 1 2011, 5:36 UTCIn case anybody missed it, here's a pastebin of @th3j35t3r and his BFF getting slapped in his own channel: http://pastebin.com/whJhiZLx

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May 31 2011, 19:42 UTCA valid point is raised: what motivates someone such as @awinee to tweet at us for 13 hours straight while getting owned over and over?

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May 31 2011, 19:35 UTC@Inject10n Word. I think they've created a parody over at @FailSec stating that we never win, despite the fact that we've never lost. Hmm...http://twitter.com/Inject10n/status/75646459315372033

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May 31 2011, 18:24 UTC@awinee Oh right, I forgot you transmuted into an entirely new being since 6 months ago. Plastic surgery? Transformation potion? LOL hurr!http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75628294782984192

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May 31 2011, 18:20 UTCJust so everyone has a reminder of who @awinee is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXCTPfiXCoM Clearly a pro h4x0r right here; tip-top.

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May 31 2011, 18:10 UTCI cordially challenge @awinee + friends to get off their sweaty asses and sink The Lulz Boat permanently. Can they do it, folks? Takin' bets

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May 31 2011, 18:09 UTC@fakegregghoush Hey bro, you as ugly/worthless as @awinee? We kind of picture your whole gang as disabled Dutch kids using Windows Vista.http://twitter.com/fakegregghoush/status/75623438961750016

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May 31 2011, 17:52 UTC@TrollNasty We rike grames and frun! We show everyone his ugly face and home address + snap 2600.net, he still tweets us for 12+ hours. :(http://twitter.com/TrollNasty/status/75620353967267840

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May 31 2011, 17:43 UTC*giggle* Our main base of "haters" consists of twitter accounts with 0 followers and 0 tweets. Someone's been buying sockpuppet software!

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May 31 2011, 17:21 UTCAbout to give you a real world example of the new "music" phenomenon that Sony just invented: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag

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May 31 2011, 17:18 UTCYeah, no, listen... listen... it's called music. It goes in your ears. It's a brilliant idea, give it a chance.

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May 31 2011, 17:12 UTCYou Sony morons realize we've never attacked any of your precious gaming, right? Do you know Sony does this thing called "music" too?

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May 31 2011, 16:59 UTCSony fanboy logic: "All hacking is bad, unless you do it to Microsoft, then you're our heroes forever <3 x <3 x <3"

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May 31 2011, 16:56 UTCLulz on course, crewmates! Easy does it now! ^_^

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May 31 2011, 15:25 UTC@awinee Go work out while you wait, you smelly sack of Dutch flesh.http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75583288638578688

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May 31 2011, 15:11 UTChttp://blogs.forbes.com/parmyolson/2011/05/31/interview-with-pbs-hackers-we-did-it-for-lulz-and-justice/

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May 31 2011, 14:30 UTC@lolspoon @mermaidsrcsluts @anonesc I would be mad too if I were as fat and ugly as him. You guys seen his neck/chin hybrid?http://twitter.com/lolspoon/status/75568982354165761

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May 31 2011, 14:26 UTCCheck out the typical irc.2600.net crewmate: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=f8mz0V9g | i.e. a generic hater. Pretty shocking, huh? @awinee

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May 31 2011, 14:20 UTC#Sownage comes when we release the lulz. If you want it faster, go hack something yourself. Cruising at a steady pace, fresh and calm.

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May 31 2011, 14:10 UTC@lolspoon Yeah, silly Dutch boy fired his tool mindlessly from his home IP. He didn't even know what he was shooting at. Embarrassing!http://twitter.com/lolspoon/status/75564011525120002

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May 31 2011, 13:55 UTC@GrownS1mba LOL U MAD BRO?http://twitter.com/GrownS1mba/status/75558983976493057

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May 31 2011, 13:53 UTC@lolspoon Thank you, lovely. <3http://twitter.com/lolspoon/status/75560412925526016

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May 31 2011, 11:57 UTC@roboteti That's amazing!http://twitter.com/roboteti/status/75529419896258560

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May 31 2011, 11:27 UTC@WikiLeaks We hope our hacking gave Bradley Manning a smile. That man deserves something nice.

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May 31 2011, 11:27 UTC@WikiLeaks Glad you liked our Tupac story. You keep fucking shit up and so will we.

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May 31 2011, 10:26 UTCWait... we're seeing a resemblance... my God... http://i.imgur.com/TNmsF.jpg via a friend of ours.

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May 31 2011, 10:22 UTCOur main lulz today comes from @Awinee having done absolutely nothing but flame while we mock his ugly, pasty face after shitting on @2600.

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May 31 2011, 10:07 UTC@awinee HURRRRR HURRR HEEHAWWW! http://i.imgur.com/1hrjM.jpg

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May 31 2011, 9:52 UTCEw, everyone meet @awinee and his out-of-shape, gormless persona: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXCTPfiXCoM via @Anonakomis

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May 31 2011, 9:49 UTC@Power2All Not much; he has no charm, charisma, talent, or looks. So we just squashed irc.2600.net like a roach and lulzed about it. :Dhttp://twitter.com/Power2All/status/75498645268602881

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May 31 2011, 9:45 UTC@awinee Man you're ugly. Really, really ugly. *puke*http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75497852926824448

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May 31 2011, 9:41 UTC@awinee http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2010/12/12/second-dutch-arrest-wikileaks-ddos-attacks/ Everyone look at how ugly Awinee is.http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75496844888780800

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May 31 2011, 9:25 UTC@awinee Hey Martijn, go back to jail. Kthx!http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75491313088331776

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May 31 2011, 9:09 UTCHey @Sony, you know we're making off with a bunch of your internal stuff right now and you haven't even noticed? Slow and steady, guys.

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May 31 2011, 9:08 UTC@trollcraft Your freedom of speech can kiss our freedom of oppression's ass. By the way, #Sownage is happening right now - just slowly.http://twitter.com/trollcraft/status/75487892318851073

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May 31 2011, 9:00 UTC@VinceintheBay 10/10 make an album good sirs!http://twitter.com/VinceintheBay/status/75471582335733760

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May 31 2011, 8:42 UTChttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI

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May 31 2011, 8:34 UTC@awinee I'm sure you're doing just swell - pretty sure those opers aren't enjoying this, nor the hundreds of other users. Gonna shut up?http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75479540452962304

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May 31 2011, 8:27 UTCWe just let @2600 back up. We like smacking them around like a hooker.

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May 31 2011, 8:18 UTCBoth of the main irc.2600.net leafs are down. Double kill!

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May 31 2011, 8:16 UTCDear @2600, hello again. We are deeply sorry to hear that @awinee has not shut his mouth yet. Please accept this incoming cannonfire.

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May 31 2011, 7:59 UTC@stuxnetsource Word. These 2600 wannabes sure have gone quiet. Maybe the @2600 opers warned them to shut their mouths?http://twitter.com/stuxnetsource/status/75471105539837952

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May 31 2011, 7:54 UTCWe kind of stopped firing a while ago. And yet you still seem pretty toasted @2600 - did you sink in the null ocean?

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May 31 2011, 7:45 UTCYou know we just keep firing and letting them back up to check how many users we just wiped each time? Love watching 'em scramble.

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May 31 2011, 7:42 UTCOh yeah, that's pretty sexy. They really aren't good at taking SYN. Seems pretty damn down from here.

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May 31 2011, 7:39 UTCSwitching cannonballs to SYN...

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May 31 2011, 7:30 UTC@chifmevious Uh-oh, looks like this guy just provoked round 2! @2600 you taking note?http://twitter.com/chifmevious/status/75463315991703552

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May 31 2011, 7:10 UTC@2600 Dear sirs, we extend our apologies that you house such miscreants (@awinee) and we hope you verily toast his ass for provoking this.

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May 31 2011, 7:07 UTC@awinee Oh, you mean because we stopped firing? @2600 I hope you're looking, this dude is to blame for your imminent disconnection.http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75457328819867649

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May 31 2011, 7:01 UTCBye bye DJS... $ telnet 173.165.207.25 6667 | Trying 173.165.207.25...

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May 31 2011, 6:55 UTCOh shit, why are their users going down? * collective.2600.net ------------------------------ | Users: 71 (53.0%)

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May 31 2011, 6:55 UTCI think we just dropped another 100 users... * collective.2600.net ------------------------------ | Users: 143 (69.4%)

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May 31 2011, 6:52 UTCLet the packets flow, 2600 faggots!

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May 31 2011, 6:47 UTC@awinee Have fun explaining to the 2600.net admins that we just took down the entire network because of #jester people. Uh-oh!http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75452931859689472

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May 31 2011, 6:44 UTC2600.net sucks anyway, stupid magazine: $ telnet djslocker.2600.net 6667 | Trying 173.165.207.25... Another one bites the dust!

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May 31 2011, 6:41 UTCOops, I think we just fucked it. Sorry @awinee and crew. :x

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May 31 2011, 6:40 UTCWhat's wrong with irc.2600.net AKA Jester's hideout? $ telnet collective.2600.net 6667 | Trying 208.111.35.75...

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May 31 2011, 5:33 UTCI cordially challenge Jester's gang to collectively work towards rooting a website within the top 2000 Alexa ranks. Can they do it, twitter?

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May 31 2011, 5:02 UTCLet's face it @awinee, @Chatterb0xxx, you guys just aren't smart enough to sail a boat in this sea. It's time to accept your lives as fish.

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May 31 2011, 4:56 UTC@Chatterb0xxx Nothin', I like that he hits those websites, but you morons big him up too much; let the man be the mediocre h4x0r he is.http://twitter.com/Chatterb0xxx/status/75423670771785728

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May 31 2011, 4:46 UTC@th3j35t3r I'm sure you do some respectable work, but please try to keep your servants in check. Some of them have learned how to tweet.

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May 31 2011, 4:43 UTC@Chatterb0xxx Why doesn't @th3j35t3r just admit that he uses a lame Apache 0day? Does he speak telepathically through his brainless minions?http://twitter.com/Chatterb0xxx/status/75420611127672832

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May 31 2011, 4:33 UTCEveryone look, someone's about to cry because he feels neglected. --> @awineehttp://twitter.com/awinee/status/75419367378124800

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May 31 2011, 4:31 UTC@awinee Someone's angry that we pillage and burn while you sit and get butthurt. There there, claim you're just trolling, baby. <3http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75418638718476288

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May 31 2011, 4:26 UTC@awinee Remarkable, I didn't know Havij could find 0days, do reverse shelling, and root boxes. Can it make me pizza too? You're a joke. ^_^http://twitter.com/awinee/status/75417354342907904

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May 31 2011, 4:23 UTCOur ship has spotted butthurt Sony fans in the distance! We'll wait some more, our @PBS games haven't sunk in yet. Keep on sailing, twitter.

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May 31 2011, 1:50 UTCStill loving this one: http://www.boingboing.net/2011/05/29/pbs-hacked-in-retrib.html LOL HI I EAT CHILDRENS

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May 31 2011, 1:48 UTCA fine article: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail?entry_id=89990 @Zennie62

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May 31 2011, 1:31 UTCThank you to the mystery benefactor who sent us 0.02 BitCoins. Your kindness will be used to fund terror of the highest quality.

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May 31 2011, 1:29 UTCSeems pastebin is sailing the fresh oceans with us: http://pastebin.com/trends | all top 3 trended pastes = The Lulz Boat. :D Silly @PBS

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May 31 2011, 1:17 UTC@ed_baker Some punk can make bank if some punk wants. We make bank off better things than 0days. ;) <3http://twitter.com/ed_baker/status/75368015985786880

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May 31 2011, 0:04 UTC@th3j35t3r is kinda cute-sounding though. He seems like the type of man who you could slap and he'd be unsure what to retaliate with. ^_^

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May 30 2011, 23:46 UTCOh you guys didn't know that @th3j35t3r and his master tool = 0day + slowloris + Tor? At least Jester is more humble than his followers.

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May 30 2011, 23:39 UTC@v0ld4m0rt http://pastebin.com/0YULt1ZG u mad brohttp://twitter.com/v0ld4m0rt/status/75345425971945472

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May 30 2011, 23:39 UTC@Chatterb0xxx What does @th3j35t3r do? Genuine, outside question. I can't find anything besides spitting packets. Do share...http://twitter.com/Chatterb0xxx/status/75345029371150336

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May 30 2011, 23:34 UTC@BarrettBrownLOL don't worry about @th3j35t3r, he's just some DDoS + Ubuntu fanboy with a 0day and Tor. Pretty lame, huh?http://twitter.com/BarrettBrownLOL/status/75343356317810688

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May 30 2011, 23:12 UTC@KyleTudor Hahaha, indeed. Or maybe they'll connect to #channel on port 6667 and take a screenshot via a terminal command. D:http://twitter.com/KyleTudor/status/75338083511447552

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May 30 2011, 22:59 UTCDear trolls that think we used Havij: http://pastebin.com/0YULt1ZG

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May 30 2011, 22:51 UTC@aheimermann Hey man, you could make a whole TV show called "Shit Nobody Cares About". You've got some great ideas for it already. :Dhttp://twitter.com/aheimermann/status/75329193147244544

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May 30 2011, 22:44 UTCIf you like what we do and want to help fuel more, you could always... BitCoin our asses... 15YNHBnUn2qmbF7CiBQZVHDRNDrwZdYTNa #IfYouWanna

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May 30 2011, 22:34 UTCEvery single story in their newshour is 403'd. Looks like the link to the Tupac story is still on their homepage: http://www.pbs.org/

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May 30 2011, 22:31 UTCDamn @PBS, you're quick on your toes. We defaced this just now: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/ they already 403'd it. What a fun battle!

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May 30 2011, 22:17 UTCFrontline likes making press statements about PBS being hacked. We like defacing said press statements: http://twitpic.com/54rewf/full

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May 30 2011, 22:14 UTCu mad, Frontline?

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May 30 2011, 11:50 UTCSides, that scantily-clad bitch is totally wielding an invisible sword. That's enough fun for one day, catch you gents next time: #Sownage

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May 30 2011, 11:48 UTC@kvikk File all complains to the admin at @PBS for not supplying the sword beforehand.http://twitter.com/kvikk/status/75166194272968704

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May 30 2011, 11:44 UTC@wordymcwriter http://blogs.pbs.org/unicorns-dragons-and-chix-with-swords/http://twitter.com/wordymcwriter/status/75161501144588288

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May 30 2011, 11:29 UTC@wordymcwriter Sure thing. Wait a sec.http://twitter.com/wordymcwriter/status/75161501144588288

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May 30 2011, 11:26 UTCHey @PBS admins, you still trying to regain control? The Lulz Boat sails through your horrendously-outdated kernels! #Sownage next, folks.

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May 30 2011, 11:19 UTCAlso just because: http://blogs.pbs.org/nyan/ Don't mind us.

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May 30 2011, 11:19 UTCpbs.org Alexa Traffic Rank: 1,997 | Traffic Rank in US: 556 | Custom blog domains; unmoderated, 2 BitCoins each. lulzsec@hushmail.com

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May 30 2011, 11:10 UTCSony happens when Sony happens - we're celebrating our victory right now. The fun will never stop!

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May 30 2011, 11:05 UTCWe dominate their entire stupid website. Selling custom blog.pbs.org domains, php/user included, lulzsec@hushmail.com - 2 BitCoins each!

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May 30 2011, 11:01 UTCWHISKEY? WHISKEY?! WHIIIIISKEY?!?!?! http://blogs.pbs.org/whiskey/

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May 30 2011, 10:44 UTCWait... wait... we have a really good idea...

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May 30 2011, 10:32 UTC@rogueclown With a name like rogueclown, the least I could hope is that you look like a clown... wait a second... *giggle*http://twitter.com/rogueclown/status/75145558645424128

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May 30 2011, 8:01 UTCDudes. Of course Tupac is alive. Didn't you see that official @PBS article? Why would they lie to their 750,000+ followers?

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May 30 2011, 7:51 UTCOh yes, that's right... #Sownage tomorrow. We hope. We decided to obliterate @PBS instead out of distraction. *heads off to the Lulz Cabin*

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May 30 2011, 7:46 UTCLots of twitter trolls tonight! The Lulz Boat tears through silly whitehats that have their heads up their asses. And with that, goodnight!

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May 30 2011, 6:32 UTCNear the end, Jason says, "there's a line that reads "yank up as a vital obituary", which we've so far been unable to comprehend." #PUZZLE

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May 30 2011, 6:20 UTC@ShadowDXS http://www.pbs.org/ShadowDXS/

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May 30 2011, 6:04 UTCAnd don't forget our theme song for the night! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag

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May 30 2011, 5:57 UTC@LulzSec hacks @PBS compilation for press and newcomers: http://pastebin.com/B3gmw5NS Wham bam thank you ma'am. Don't fuck with us, #PBS.

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May 30 2011, 5:41 UTC@sdpdx We aren't Anonymous you unresolved cow-shart.http://twitter.com/sdpdx/status/75073976740753408

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May 30 2011, 5:36 UTChttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/30/pbs-hacked-tupac-alive_n_868673.html Thanks Huffy!

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May 30 2011, 5:20 UTC@ShiverMeTimbres PBS can't recover much, all their base are belong to us. They only broke the file that lets you read articles.http://twitter.com/ShiverMeTimbres/status/75068574774984704

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May 30 2011, 5:09 UTCDon't forget, Tupac lives: http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/

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May 30 2011, 4:51 UTC@PBS staffers/admins: http://pastehtml.com/view/avf0xtvun.html

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May 30 2011, 4:16 UTC@PBS Network map disclosure: http://pastebin.com/pHShw0qN

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May 30 2011, 4:12 UTC@PBS SQL database leaked: http://pastehtml.com/view/avex64zdb.html

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May 30 2011, 4:05 UTC@PBS Frontline logins: http://pastehtml.com/view/avewarfsf.html FUCK Frontline!

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May 30 2011, 4:02 UTCBy the way, #WikiSecrets sucked. @PBS

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May 30 2011, 3:57 UTCTUPAC IS ALIVE! http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/2011/05/tupac-still-alive-in-new-zealand.html #TUPAC #ALIVE

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May 30 2011, 3:44 UTC@PBS all press passwords: http://pastehtml.com/view/aveu1972n.html

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May 30 2011, 3:43 UTC@PBS all stations and passwords: http://pastehtml.com/view/avetuy7rz.html

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May 30 2011, 3:43 UTC@PBS MySQL root passwords: http://pastehtml.com/view/avetoiqfz.html

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May 30 2011, 3:39 UTCOMG NO WAAAI! http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/ #TUPACALIVE

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May 30 2011, 3:29 UTCWhat's wrong with @PBS, how come all of its servers are rooted? How come their database is seized? Why are passwords cracked? :(

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May 30 2011, 3:24 UTChttp://www.pbs.org/lulz/ Oh shit, what just happened @PBS?

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May 29 2011, 20:16 UTC#Sownage (Sony + Ownage) Phase 1 will begin within the next day. We may have a pre-game show for you folks though. Stay tuned.

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May 29 2011, 2:28 UTC@awinee Keep it up, you'll like this next leak! I hope you don't get fat from eating your words...http://twitter.com/awinee/status/74662661559824384

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May 29 2011, 2:25 UTC@awinee Keep on tweetin', everyone here is laughing at your horrible social engineering. :Dhttp://twitter.com/awinee/status/74140417750347776

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May 29 2011, 2:24 UTCStill working - it's a team effort. Poor Sony. ;)

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May 27 2011, 18:46 UTC@awinee LOL. Posting more pointless tweets puppetnigger? You're not going to interfere with anything, you fail. ^__^http://twitter.com/awinee/status/74116830150656000

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May 27 2011, 18:45 UTCOur #Sonage (Sony + ownage) is going at maximum speed, there's a lot to do.

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May 27 2011, 6:35 UTC*giggle*

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May 27 2011, 6:31 UTCWe're working on another Sony operation. We've condensed all our excited tweets into this one: this is the beginning of the end for Sony.

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May 27 2011, 5:50 UTC@DannyJedski Ah, but what if working with a company led to owning more companies that we could leak on... a tough one indeed. #hmmhttp://twitter.com/DannyJedski/status/73989034875170816

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May 27 2011, 5:46 UTCThe choices of our time... extort the company for "keep quiet" money, leak their info, or work with them to destroy competing companies...?

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May 27 2011, 5:38 UTC@iPodRohan I'm sure if we tried hard enough we could own yet more @Sony websites, but there are bigger fish in the lulz sea right now~

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May 27 2011, 5:35 UTC*stretches* Who's next in the crossfire of lulz and mayhem?

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May 26 2011, 16:14 UTC@SnYpZ_KriS Hey bitchslice, how's your 24/7 gaming lifestyle treating you now that your deity Sony is being royally pillaged?http://twitter.com/SnYpZ_KriS/status/73472594313084928

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May 26 2011, 16:12 UTCWe're hard at work. Multiple targets, vast lulz possibilities. #lulzsec

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May 25 2011, 19:02 UTCWe're getting really distracted by rainbows and rainbow-like shiny things. Let's just keep laughing at @Sony until The Lulz Boat strikes.

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May 24 2011, 21:51 UTC@Bluefire101 Correct, we don't take ourselves very seriously and only 10% of our total h4x1ng is filtered through this twitter. Fun! :Dhttp://twitter.com/Bluefire101/status/73131073936166912

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May 24 2011, 15:18 UTCBravo! http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/24/6706778-hackers-stupid-sony-so-very-stupid

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May 24 2011, 15:06 UTC@v0ld4m0rt Poor baby, you ain't gonna stop us, so you just have to try and distract us. There there, it'll be okay. <3http://twitter.com/v0ld4m0rt/status/73039054953922561

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May 24 2011, 14:50 UTCWe decided to fall asleep instead of doing the nasty last night. Let's just do the nasty today instead. #operationpayback

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May 24 2011, 14:50 UTC@awinee Like your sorry ass will ever do anything other than post distracting tweets. How's life on the bottom, puppetnigger? ^__^http://twitter.com/awinee/status/73008489215172608

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May 24 2011, 4:25 UTC@aaronbarr You divorced that bitch of yours yet, bro?http://twitter.com/aaronbarr/status/72861169400029184

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May 24 2011, 2:59 UTCYou guys wanna see something funny? #Anonymous will like this one, gather round, gather round... #operationpayback

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May 24 2011, 1:48 UTC@Narganon LOLhttp://twitter.com/Narganon/status/72840168217907201

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May 24 2011, 1:40 UTCYeah guys, we got really distracted with some things we found. We sailed back out to the public sea to share a small @Sony finding! ^__^

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May 24 2011, 0:43 UTCLOL @Sony, nice Japanese website dumbasses: http://pastebin.com/NyEFLbyX

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May 24 2011, 0:36 UTCHey guys, we took a cruise! Who wants to play spot the SonyMusic SQLi? #fun #fun #FUN

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May 21 2011, 5:35 UTCHey twitterers! Our latest booty-hunt led us down a road of many laughs. We can't go public with this I'm afraid, too important. :D Sawwy.

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May 21 2011, 1:57 UTCStay tuned, rethinking course of action. Found something funny!

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May 20 2011, 23:39 UTC@SuperPC Talked with a few of them, not a part of. :Dhttp://twitter.com/SuperPC/status/71720784665653248

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May 20 2011, 23:29 UTCThough maybe #FuckFBIFriday isn't such a bad idea after all...

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May 20 2011, 23:09 UTCMight be #FuckFBIMonday after all, it will get moar attention and thus moar lulz on Monday morning. The weekend is a quiet time. :(

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May 20 2011, 21:55 UTC#FuckFBIFriday

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May 20 2011, 17:42 UTC@ACOMMUNiSTEiA I counter with http://pastebin.com/hjcthCZwhttp://twitter.com/anarchcommunism/status/71629449371721728

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May 20 2011, 17:26 UTCGoing over our options for #fun #fun #fun #Friday :D

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May 18 2011, 22:51 UTCBarrett Brown has "quit" Anonymous, how can #LulzSec possibly function now? All hackers please go home. It's over. It's all over. Forever.

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May 18 2011, 22:06 UTCWe've been a bit distracted/busy with stuff recently, so here is the main source of entertainment for now: http://nyan.cat/

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May 18 2011, 21:38 UTCPoor #Sony, nothing is going well for them these days. :(

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May 18 2011, 2:15 UTCFeels good to be alive on a fresh ocean with blue skies circling around us. Pulling up booty from the depths below is a fulfilling game.

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May 18 2011, 2:09 UTCOur ship is on steady seas, cruising along at a healthy pace. We're enjoying the breeze and a cup of tea while deciding what's next.

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May 18 2011, 2:04 UTC@K4rNaj Don't worry, @AnonymousLogs @Parallax9 etc have only guessed people that they know. We don't know them, they don't know us. :Dhttp://twitter.com/K4rNaj/status/70670272851742721

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May 18 2011, 2:00 UTC@K4rNaj We've got some curious items from the AT&T ship, and our FBI-related plunder is still on course. Smooth sailing!http://twitter.com/K4rNaj/status/70669565843095552

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May 18 2011, 1:57 UTCWhat's happening with you fine folks tonight?

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May 17 2011, 16:46 UTCAT&T aren't going to enjoy what The Lulz Boat is cooking.

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May 17 2011, 2:13 UTC@BeConspicuous No!http://twitter.com/BeConspicuous/status/70308569416867840

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May 17 2011, 1:52 UTC@BeConspicuous Yes!http://twitter.com/BeConspicuous/status/70305295951347712

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May 17 2011, 1:30 UTC@wordymcwriter Very nice... you've figured us out now. ^__^http://twitter.com/wordymcwriter/status/70299054751485952

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May 17 2011, 1:30 UTC@BeConspicuous We're none of these people.http://twitter.com/BeConspicuous/status/70290338111164416

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May 17 2011, 0:33 UTCMoar lulz you say? Very well. We'll provide something interesting this week. #FuckFBI

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May 16 2011, 23:42 UTCWhat's new, tweetheads?

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May 16 2011, 15:31 UTCWe find very special trinkets on our daily travels, we'll drop them on pastebins as they might come of use to someone out in the seas. <3

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May 16 2011, 15:23 UTC@orta ID numbers started at 5999 in the database we plundered them from. We took 100% of it, so maybe they just start at 5999 (dunno)http://twitter.com/orta/status/70146551254745088

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May 16 2011, 15:22 UTCWorking on four separate projects that would be deemed newsworthy. Smoothly does it, friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR4ibUq9iVw

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May 16 2011, 15:19 UTC@orta If you mean before we leaked it, then no. We stumbled across that big list and thought it would be funny to share a unique finding~http://twitter.com/orta/status/70145667149991936

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May 16 2011, 15:13 UTCIf you want a fast spurt of "entertainment", go watch some wrestling, or maybe take some crack. The Lulz Boat sails smooth and calm. ^__^

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May 16 2011, 15:07 UTC@TheHackersNews I think hacker news is just mad that we wouldn't talk to them. ATM leak was for light lulz, like we said many times. :D

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May 16 2011, 2:29 UTCWe are #LulzSec, sailing the seven proxseas to give everyone a hearty laugh. Enjoy those 3000 ATM locations; compromised? You decide. ^_^

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May 16 2011, 2:00 UTC@iLoVeLuLzZ That's next week. This is a funday Sunday drop of lulz.http://twitter.com/iLoVeLuLzZ/status/69944170994876416

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May 16 2011, 1:50 UTCGosh, our Lulz Boat is packed full of exciting things. Isn't the Internet sea full of interesting finds? Good thing we have a fine crew.

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May 16 2011, 1:37 UTCHere you go! http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=myPTr0aE - enjoy, we don't want this stuff any more. #ATM #leak #LOL

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May 16 2011, 1:30 UTC@AnonymousLogs I feel real sorry for you if you're not getting paid for this - your process of nonsensical distraction isn't working. :Dhttp://twitter.com/AnonymousLogs/status/69935005790519297

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May 16 2011, 1:26 UTCLeaking absolutely pointless but overly unique and amusing #ATM information in 10 minutes! #LulzSec #leak

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May 16 2011, 1:18 UTC@AnonymousLogs You mad?http://twitter.com/AnonymousLogs/status/69933274700582914

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May 16 2011, 0:51 UTCNobody else sees the questions until we answer them, so if you want to send something private with contact info, go ahead. We'll email. :D

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May 16 2011, 0:40 UTC#Exciting and #new! Ask us questions on formspring (it helps us keep silly spam off the twitter!) http://www.formspring.me/LulzSec #LulzSec

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May 16 2011, 0:24 UTCWe also have every coupon code possibility for a small toy shop. Pointless? Yes. Funny? Yes! How do these funny things stack up... heh...

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May 16 2011, 0:23 UTCOur #ATM leak won't be damaging, we just thought it was a really unique thing to give out - email:password is so drab, wouldn't you say?

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May 16 2011, 0:18 UTC@GanjaPirate There is no significance, it's just very funny. Sometimes it's not about what you leak, but how you got it to begin with. :Dhttp://twitter.com/GanjaPirate/status/69918279321399297

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May 15 2011, 23:48 UTCOh I have an idea... let's leak 3100 basic ATM details (machine ID, latitude, longitude, company owner, etc, nothing too special) tonight :D

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May 15 2011, 23:47 UTCWhile they do see it as a victory to make us target them to stop us from leaking more shit, we see through that - leaking will continue!

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May 15 2011, 23:46 UTCDon't worry about our latest run of distractions by people trying to find us, behind the scenes we're always working on fun for you. :3

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May 15 2011, 23:22 UTC@faceyet Find a new career, Internet detective isn't right for you! ^__^http://twitter.com/faceyet/status/69860988362567681

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May 15 2011, 23:21 UTC@RobWiddick Click on followers and refresh the page.http://twitter.com/RobWiddick/status/69868775167631361

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May 15 2011, 17:29 UTC@Narganon Congratulations, you're our 1000th follower! ^___^

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May 15 2011, 17:26 UTCIronic how the "good" side is revealing personal information of innocent people after trying to stop us from doing just that. @Parallax9

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May 15 2011, 14:52 UTC@acefawkes Is everyone on the Internet Topiary? :(http://twitter.com/anonesc/status/69775763875966976

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May 15 2011, 14:04 UTC@Sanguinarious I'm excited about who they'll throw in the public eye next. Funnily enough they're doing exactly what we're doing. #backfirehttp://twitter.com/Sanguinarious/status/69764687536988160

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May 15 2011, 14:00 UTCToo cute. @Parallax9 & friends are so obsessed with #AnonOps that they think everyone on the Internet is part of it. Talk about paranoia...

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May 15 2011, 13:58 UTC@lulzboat Good because he sounds like the type of guy who would get people arrested - I thought Anonymous was anonymous?http://twitter.com/lulzboat/status/69762407777579008

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May 15 2011, 13:46 UTC@lulzboat We've been doing some small research on Anonymous cliques. Is Barrett Brown in there? We think he should smoke less.http://twitter.com/lulzboat/status/69760025731665920

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May 15 2011, 13:38 UTC@lolspoon Morning me! We woke up at the same time, you must be me...http://twitter.com/lolspoon/status/69758374773915648

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May 15 2011, 13:33 UTC@TheHackersNews Sorry, we don't do press. ^___^ Also, good morning twitter!http://twitter.com/TheHackersNews/status/69646758690553856

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May 15 2011, 13:32 UTC@Maxovitsj https://www.bitcoin2cc.com/ Get 7-8, wait until he's in stock, trade for $50 - now you see the power of BitCoin mining.http://twitter.com/Maxovitsj/status/69657782902730752

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May 15 2011, 4:49 UTC@Maxovitsj $5 worth for 4 hours on a home computer? Imagine doing that with 100,000 shells filtering to one BitCoin hash. :3http://twitter.com/Maxovitsj/status/69623924643729408

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May 15 2011, 4:14 UTC@lolspoon Night me.http://twitter.com/lolspoon/status/69615869436764160

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May 15 2011, 4:06 UTCWHISKEY ON THE RRRRRRRROCKS!

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May 15 2011, 4:05 UTCNot much on our end, twitter - we all watched the Eurovision Song Contest tonight. Clear winners: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqAnRwaR6c4

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May 15 2011, 4:00 UTCHow is twitter tonight?

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May 15 2011, 0:59 UTC@lolspoon Oh hey kayla, you're half of @LulzSec apparently. I think that means you're married.http://twitter.com/lolspoon/status/69566915324035072

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May 15 2011, 0:48 UTCOkay we need to stop tweeting until we turn twitter into a bomb - until next time. <3

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May 15 2011, 0:47 UTCTrue story, folks. Ask Slenderman what happened to his home village, ask him why he needs to prey on farmers and country folk!

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May 15 2011, 0:47 UTCBy which we mean we'll install MTY and use it to generate tripcodes of "C0CkBall5" until your Radeon sets fire to your entire village.

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May 15 2011, 0:43 UTCBest watch yourselves, sickos like us will turn your home computer into a bomb! _____ ___ ___ ____

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May 15 2011, 0:28 UTC@AlexAlphonse1 http://www.flickr.com/photos/10304942@N08/2083501630/http://twitter.com/AlexAlphonse1/status/69559587187068928

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May 15 2011, 0:23 UTCTopiary, kayla, OpNoPro, heyguise... must we be all these people... :(

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May 15 2011, 0:13 UTC@lulzboat The Lulz Boat is a ghost ship with all of its crew intact, we wish your vessel well - don't get caught in a storm, comrade.http://twitter.com/lulzboat/status/69553802780487680

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May 14 2011, 23:58 UTCApologies for the tweetfest tonight, we're enjoying our gap between Fox domination and future leakage. :D Answering questions~

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May 14 2011, 23:47 UTC@lulzboat You're welcome on our breeze, Barry Friedman!http://twitter.com/lulzboat/status/69549124948738048

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May 14 2011, 23:46 UTC@Parallax9 Judging by the grammar of @lulzboat compared with one of its only followers, I'd say @lulzboat is @VidConWorldCEO - get 'em tiger

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May 14 2011, 23:42 UTC#LulzSec identified as David Hasselhoff and Genghis Khan! #BREAKINGNEWS

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May 14 2011, 23:35 UTCOh right, we didn't actually see @lulzboat until right now. @lulzboat is not us folks, we only work from @LulzSec. ^__^

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May 14 2011, 23:28 UTC@Parallax9 I'm just gonna tell you every time you're wrong to increase your chances, because you're way too far off! Did you WORK on that?http://twitter.com/Parallax9/status/69542586280460288

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May 14 2011, 23:25 UTC@Parallax9 Wait, are we kayla, Topiary, OpNoPro or heyguise? Or all four? Dude, we're not even @lulzboat either. Seriously... *chuckles*http://twitter.com/Parallax9/status/69542586280460288

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May 14 2011, 23:20 UTC@iLoVeLuLzZ No, good sir you could tweet Osama Bin Laden's ghost and you'd be fine. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts. ^___^http://twitter.com/iLoVeLuLzZ/status/69542200295428096

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May 14 2011, 23:19 UTC@Maxovitsj tineye.com reverse searches the image on the web for copies, also a good EXIF viewer is here: http://regex.info/exif.cgihttp://twitter.com/Maxovitsj/status/69541897235992577

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May 14 2011, 23:17 UTCIF YOU COME TO OUR WEBSITE WE'LL TURN YOUR COMPUTER INTO A BOMB!!!!11111!111!!!!!

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May 14 2011, 23:16 UTC@wordymcwriter Done. Our website will have unicorns and rainbows. And cats. Lots of cats.http://twitter.com/wordymcwriter/status/69541409010622464

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May 14 2011, 23:07 UTCWe'll store all #LulzSec lessons of the moment on our website which we're working on. Also all our past, present, and future leaks. <3

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May 14 2011, 23:05 UTC@Maxovitsj Definitely. Make/model are only good for finding other pictures you suspect the person has taken - GPS is a killer. :)http://twitter.com/Maxovitsj/status/69538500093030400

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May 14 2011, 23:03 UTC#LulzSec lesson of the moment: cameras store things like make/model, date, and sometimes GPS coordinates in your pictures. Turn them off!

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May 14 2011, 23:00 UTC@Maxovitsj I get auto-EXIF stats underneath the image~ good to always turn off GPS, so many people fail at that. Good show.http://twitter.com/Maxovitsj/status/69537096410464256

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May 14 2011, 22:54 UTC@Maxovitsj Very good, and you have reset the GPS coordinates on your Samsung GT-I9000, also very good. :D

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May 14 2011, 22:20 UTC@Ryleq Yes sir, mIRC + Tor is very good.http://twitter.com/Ryleq/status/69515478850224128

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May 14 2011, 21:22 UTC@Maxovitsj That's really cool. I'm gonna use it. :Dhttp://twitter.com/Maxovitsj/status/69512638194913280

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May 14 2011, 21:20 UTCThe Slenderman of Germany is on the stage right now. He's freaky. #Eurovision

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May 14 2011, 21:18 UTC@RobberBaron414 Up next is an FBI-related website that will enjoy some LulzSec love. You'll see. <3http://twitter.com/RobberBaron414/status/69511560556589056

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May 14 2011, 21:11 UTC@RobberBaron414 Just taught proper English. #LulzSec fact: three people use this account. ;)http://twitter.com/RobberBaron414/status/69509510640832512

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May 14 2011, 21:05 UTCWhile @Parallax9 is a bit of a tool, he's right about virtual CCs. Good things to use to protect your anonymity, no matter who you are.

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May 14 2011, 20:39 UTC@revmagdalen :D Yeah! Money is a pain for tracing.http://twitter.com/revmagdalen/status/69500727810207744

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May 14 2011, 20:29 UTCWatching Eurovision Song Contest! ^___^ Go Germany.

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May 14 2011, 20:21 UTC@revmagdalen We're not bragging, we're giving advice.http://twitter.com/revmagdalen/status/69497030397001728

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May 14 2011, 18:11 UTC@Maxovitsj GPU mining with some nice rigs~ your lonely Radeon will not be enough to reel in the BTC block kills though. :(http://twitter.com/Maxovitsj/status/69464356848545792

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May 14 2011, 18:08 UTCYou know BitCoin circulates through hashes and can't trace to you? Come in at one end with real identity, exit at another invisibly. :3

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May 14 2011, 18:03 UTCMine BitCoins, find regulars to convert to prepaid Visa cards, you're looking at a lot of money my friends. https://www.bitcoin2cc.com/

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May 14 2011, 18:01 UTCToday the BitCoin was worth 8.7 times that of the USD. 3 months ago it was 1:1 - major profit to be made. Get on it before it skyrockets.

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May 14 2011, 17:44 UTCSpeaking of brand new, we have 178 logins from an FBI-related website ready. We'll be delivering in the coming week. <3 #LulzSec #FuckFBI

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May 14 2011, 17:43 UTCAbusing the online system is the same as abusing any system. It'll go on for the rest of the computer age until there's something brand new.

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May 14 2011, 17:41 UTCBlackhats increase, whitehats stop blackhats, blackhats try harder, cycle begins again. Balding fat man didn't think that far ahead.

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May 14 2011, 17:38 UTCNobody notices small deals that slip in a few extra rules. 100 of these slowly creep in and before you realize it's too late. "Legislation".

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May 14 2011, 17:35 UTCDo shit for the lulz and enjoy the computer age while it lasts. The #LulzSec way. :D

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May 14 2011, 17:34 UTCTop comment: "as long as porn is still up". They've been trying to filter and block porn for years, regardless of hackers. Look at the UK.

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May 14 2011, 17:32 UTC@Parallax9 And to be honest we can't take a fat-ass who warns kids to not drop the soap seriously. He was doing fine until then.

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May 14 2011, 17:31 UTC@Parallax9 Legislation is happening anyway, one tiny agreement at a time over many years, resulting in complete apathy from the people.http://twitter.com/Parallax9/status/69454014848315392

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May 14 2011, 17:25 UTChttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btAKPkK9PCA This guy's logic is that "evil malicious" hackers will all be stopped by an army of white-hats...

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May 14 2011, 15:18 UTC@Parallax9 Oh boy!http://twitter.com/Parallax9/status/69419729000988672

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May 14 2011, 10:25 UTC@Maxovitsj Hmm. Not sure if you'd deem this useful either, but we have around 300+ email/password combos from an FBI-related site. <3http://twitter.com/Maxovitsj/status/69345847237812224

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May 14 2011, 10:00 UTC@Maxovitsj The Lulz Boat feels that useful is in the eye of the beholder.http://twitter.com/Maxovitsj/status/69331137725612033

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May 14 2011, 4:00 UTCThe Lulz Boat must depart to its treasure cave to count its gold and catch some rest. We'll set sail with you mighty folks later. Night!

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May 14 2011, 3:54 UTC@AnonymousLogs I think it's you! You have that seductive style to you... call me more names baby... ;Dhttp://twitter.com/AnonymousLogs/status/69248951731240960

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May 14 2011, 3:48 UTC@AnonymousLogs Hi again. Are you the Mad magazine enthusiast that we blocked?http://twitter.com/AnonymousLogs/status/69247422504763392

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May 14 2011, 3:47 UTC@smokie_da_blunt Proxies are for fools, tunnelling is where it's at - Google "VPN provider", OpenVPN/PPTP is a good start.http://twitter.com/smokie_da_blunt/status/69247012092125187

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May 14 2011, 3:45 UTCBut enough serious business! Has twitter gotten down on Friday? :D

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May 14 2011, 3:36 UTCAnd that leads to an important conclusion: if you don't want to be on some bastard's email/password list some day, make everything unique.

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May 14 2011, 3:04 UTC#LulzSec lesson of the moment: trust only yourself, your family, and your chosen comrades. Putting trust in large companies is foolish.

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May 14 2011, 3:00 UTCDid you trust Fox, did you trust Sony? Do you trust Microsoft, Google or Facebook? Don't think of these companies as special - all the same.

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May 14 2011, 1:44 UTCThousands upon thousands of transaction logs, and they keep piling up. Don't stop using those 3100 ATMs, UK residents.

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May 13 2011, 15:59 UTC@AlexAlphonse1 Not us, bro. ^_^http://twitter.com/AlexAlphonse1/status/69052990715215872

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May 13 2011, 14:48 UTCMust say again: we're not AnonOps, Anonymous, a splinter group of Anonymous, or even an affiliate of Anonymous. We are #LulzSec :D

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May 13 2011, 14:04 UTC@AnthraxIT Okay [Anthraxium-64], better not post on said skiddie forum any more if you think that. :( how very rude. #trollforumshttp://twitter.com/AnthraxIT/status/69039387446480896

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May 13 2011, 13:59 UTC@AnthraxIT Take your requests to hackforums, we deem your nose too long for The Lulz Boat.http://twitter.com/AnthraxIT/status/69038554063437824

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May 13 2011, 13:57 UTCThe Lulz Boat needs a break from leaking. We're setting sail for a nice port where we can refill our supplies while we get down on Friday.

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May 13 2011, 5:27 UTCLulz... life's sweetest reward... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag Thank you and goodnight!

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May 13 2011, 5:21 UTC@AlexOnVinyl Dunno, we're not AnonOps or Anonymous. :Dhttp://twitter.com/AlexOnVinyl/status/68908462368763905

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May 13 2011, 5:18 UTC@AlexOnVinyl For the lulz! Fox sucks and we like using them as punching bags for our entertainment.http://twitter.com/AlexOnVinyl/status/68907795348586496

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May 13 2011, 5:09 UTCBoom! #Fox final collection: http://pastebin.com/zLQecjf7 | Please retweet, and make a copy of this pastebin because they like to delete. :(

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May 13 2011, 5:02 UTC8 minutes until we drop our compilation pastebin - that's actually 44 emails/passes, we haven't learned to count yet. :( #FuckFox #incoming

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May 13 2011, 4:49 UTCThe #LulzSec Fox.com compilation of extreme justice and pancakes is going out on pastebin in 20 minutes. Includes 40 more email/passes! #Fox

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May 13 2011, 2:47 UTCSo Fox has been slapped around enough, but we have another 40 email/password logins from another Fox.com database; we'll release tonight. <3

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May 13 2011, 1:13 UTCI bet you guys would like to see the FBI slapped around a bit - it's being planned.

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May 13 2011, 1:07 UTC@SaberAWR Nope - you can retweet anything you like. The laws of the Internet thankfully aren't that corrupted yet.http://twitter.com/SaberAWR/status/68842354789990400

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May 13 2011, 1:05 UTC@ev0_xyz @briankrebs @botnetbiz @anonops ev0, your ship sails gracefully in the lulz ocean.http://twitter.com//status/68841757886005248

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May 12 2011, 23:42 UTC@jockotake We'll make sure it's 100% public, gonna get some bulletproof domains so Terms of Service is never our enemy. <3http://twitter.com/jockotake/status/68822694451355649

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May 12 2011, 23:24 UTCSwiftly shaking off people trying to distract us, we may have Fox.com leak phase 3 in the near future - lots of goodies were obtained!

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May 12 2011, 23:13 UTC@Anon_E_Neuman I consider you blocked on twitter - now we will never hear from you ever again. Thanks for the cool stories, bro!http://twitter.com/Anon_E_Neuman/status/68815822029729792

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May 12 2011, 23:10 UTC@securitygen Interestingly enough we registered @LulzLeaks on twitter before @LulzSec, in case we wanted to use that name.http://twitter.com/securitygen/status/68813675879862272

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May 12 2011, 22:59 UTCThat was the #LulzSec lesson of the moment. In other news, we're going to host a website to organize our leaks. It's gonna be fun, fun, fun!

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May 12 2011, 22:59 UTCIf anything, keep your email password unique. Do you see that mysterious Russian IP in your gmail activity history? Uh-oh, ninjas afoot!

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May 12 2011, 22:56 UTCNod and agree, "of course, of course, I would never think to use the same password twice". Don't be lying now! I hear #Fox didn't listen.

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May 12 2011, 22:50 UTCDon't use the same password twice. Your laziness will not end well.

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May 12 2011, 22:39 UTC@Star_Strike Dangerously funny. People might die from laughing. :D And for that we are deeply sorry.http://twitter.com/Star_Strike/status/68806830947713024

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May 12 2011, 20:07 UTCHi twitter! How's the tide on your end? Smooth sailing for The Lulz Boat.

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May 12 2011, 16:30 UTCHey UK residents, you're totally living in the wrong area if your ATM charges over £1 in transaction fees. Most of these are free to use. :D

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May 12 2011, 16:29 UTC8369 | Alfred Jones | Graingers Service Station | Chesterfield Road | HOLMEWOOD | S42 5TE | £1.85 | Internal | Lat: 53.1885 | Long: -1.3633

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May 12 2011, 16:27 UTCYou guys like ATMs? 6000 | R S McColl | 30 Guild Street | ABERDEEN | AB11 6NB | £1.75 | Through-The-Wall | Lat: 57.1451 | Long: -2.09788

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May 12 2011, 6:50 UTCAt press: we appreciate you following our shenanigans, but we don't do interviews. All exploits come from cannonballs, all motives are lulz.

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May 12 2011, 6:42 UTCYou'd be amazed at how many transactions take place per day from just 3000 ATMs. And with that, we sail into the distance for tonight... <3

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May 12 2011, 6:34 UTC65 downloads in the past 30 minutes. Not too shabby! #FuckFox #FuckFBI #FuckATMs

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May 12 2011, 6:02 UTCFox.com leak phase 2 - http://www.mediafire.com/?378p87s9qxrf267 - delay was so we could make it look sexy for you Windows users. #FuckFox

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May 12 2011, 5:57 UTCFox leak back on track, uploading final booty now! #inbound

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May 12 2011, 5:51 UTCDelays occurring, take this unrelated random list of emails/passwords from our collection for now: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=EGkZTQtn

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May 12 2011, 5:25 UTCOur drunken comrade has dragged his fatigued body up to the meeting room and mumbled one word: "almost". I think this means we leak soon?

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May 12 2011, 5:13 UTCWe're waiting on one member of crew to stop drinking ale below decks and give the thumbs up... #yarr #harr #fiddle #dee #dee #drunken #lulz

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May 12 2011, 4:59 UTCCargo successfully prepped and awaiting collaborative booty-dropping decision by The Lulz Boat's crew. #Fox #Is #Not #Going #To #Like #This

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May 12 2011, 4:52 UTCFox.com leak phase 2 inbound... preparing to drop cargo from Lulz Boat. #Fox #LulzSec #leak

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May 12 2011, 4:15 UTCOkay, we'll cool down the tweets now. Next time we come for a spurt of activity we will bring the lulz with us. <3 #peace

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May 12 2011, 4:13 UTCHey e-detectives: we've taken a lot of interest in Mr. Barr, therefore we must be the HBGary hackers. Right? Of course.

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May 12 2011, 4:10 UTCWe're starting to think that all trolls and social engineering attempts in existence are just @AaronBarr on different accounts. Seems legit.

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May 12 2011, 4:03 UTCOkay, we're now following @AaronBarr - he is our leader. He stole those Fox databases, he compromised over 3000 ATM machines. Wait... shit.

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May 12 2011, 4:01 UTCWe're following 0 people. If we follow one person, does that mean the e-detectives will pounce on them? Should we follow @AaronBarr? #logic

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May 12 2011, 4:00 UTC@wordymcwriter That's right, we better watch out now. @AaronBarr is going to check our tweet times with every single Facebook account login.http://twitter.com/wordymcwriter/status/68525470043480064

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May 12 2011, 3:55 UTCWe have the legendary @AaronBarr following us... we hear he had a great time with #Anonymous, so great in fact that he quit his job. #ouch

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May 12 2011, 3:48 UTC<BottleOfRum> Do you guys feel destroyed from the inside? <kraken> entirely <Whirlpool> my anus hurts from preparing itself... D:

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May 12 2011, 3:45 UTCI know how to catch #LulzSec, let's all make "random" twitter accounts and send winky faces at them. This will destroy them from the inside!

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May 12 2011, 3:36 UTCPeople must be desperate, we know you've been Googling "BottleOfRum", "kraken" and "Whirlpool" to try and find our IRC server. ;) #google

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May 12 2011, 3:34 UTC@Anon_E_Neuman Nice try, but you can't liquify the solidarity of our trusted LulzSec group by using more than one punctuation dot! :Dhttp://twitter.com/Anon_E_Neuman/status/68518934101495809

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May 12 2011, 3:31 UTCI hope you e-detectives don't sink our ship soon because we've got more fun inbound. <3 #FuckFox #FuckFBI #FuckATMs #LulzSec

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May 12 2011, 3:30 UTCLOL, Internet detectives check the first people to follow us and the first people to retweet us, then assume we work with them. Flawless!

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May 12 2011, 3:21 UTC@Anon_E_Neuman You don't know who I am and I find it very funny that you're desperately trying to find out. ^__^http://twitter.com/Anon_E_Neuman/status/68512463414501376

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May 12 2011, 2:59 UTC@Anon_E_Neuman keep trying bro. <3http://twitter.com/Anon_E_Neuman/status/68505305205587968

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May 12 2011, 2:35 UTCWe're also thinking about hosting a website to store all the fun so far. Twitter might not appreciate the pretty boat forever. #unfortunate

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May 12 2011, 2:33 UTCIt's calm seas over in the Internets, my brothers. We're sailing smoothly towards our next set of targets. Hard at work on our Lulz Boat.

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May 11 2011, 21:57 UTC@faceyet We'll expose anything we find funny, our party ship speeds away from party vans. There is no right or wrong, there is only lulz.

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May 11 2011, 20:52 UTCLots of Apple employees in our latest Fox.com list - we might just release a raw spreadsheet version of the leak and let you handle it. <3

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May 11 2011, 17:52 UTC@AlexAlphonse1 Later - we have over 800 more Fox.com affiliates' emails/passwords, but we need to crack/format. And our #FuckFBI project! :3http://twitter.com/AlexAlphonse1/status/68370853427023872

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May 11 2011, 17:30 UTC@Anon_E_Neuman <3http://twitter.com/Anon_E_Neuman/status/68358899404779520

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May 11 2011, 16:43 UTC@AlexAlphonse1 Some lines were taken out due to hardly any info. Nothing missing on our end, that's 100% of the database. Their fault. <3 :Dhttp://twitter.com/AlexAlphonse1/status/68353234569404416

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May 11 2011, 15:58 UTCExample of format: Armando Anaya | aanaya@firstambank.com | 630-547-8859 | 3054 E. New York St. | First American Bank | Aurora | IL | 60504

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May 11 2011, 15:55 UTCYarr, The Lulz Boat reels in this stash of personal information for you: http://pastebin.com/y3vu6yT9 - use "RAW" to view it more easily~ <3

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May 11 2011, 15:54 UTC@AlexAlphonse1 You can buy MoneyPak codes in places like Wal-Mart with hard cash (no identification) and then use the codes with PayPal.http://twitter.com/AlexAlphonse1/status/68338096198008835

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May 11 2011, 15:28 UTC@heredubbydubby PayPal can be funded from virtual cards and MoneyPaks without linking your real identity, "add funds" option.http://twitter.com/heredubbydubby/status/68335779872645121

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May 11 2011, 15:22 UTC@heredubbydubby Liberty Reserve, WebMoney, BitCoin, prepaid/virtual credit cards, and MoneyPaks. You can top up PayPal with MoneyPaks too.http://twitter.com/heredubbydubby/status/68333586230677506

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May 11 2011, 15:08 UTCReleasing personal information of around 90 business people soon. Good for social engineering and phishing! Nothing big, just for lulz. <3

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May 11 2011, 14:41 UTC@anapnea Much appreciated, fellow Internet warriors!http://twitter.com/anapnea/status/68321760323452928

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May 11 2011, 13:44 UTC@AlexAlphonse1 That works too, very good. Just teaching the Internets about the power of Google cache. :Dhttp://twitter.com/AlexAlphonse1/status/68310192542064640

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May 11 2011, 13:38 UTCLooks like our Fox database paste was removed. No matter... http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:pastebin.com/zDMHmmAr

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May 11 2011, 2:55 UTC#LulzSec lesson of the moment: get 24/7 100% free calls to any USA/Canada number from your email account: http://www.google.com/talk/

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May 11 2011, 2:53 UTC#LulzSec lesson of the moment: install TrueCrypt right now (http://www.truecrypt.org/) - take 10 minutes to learn how it works. Seriously.

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May 11 2011, 2:51 UTC#LulzSec lesson of the moment: don't like e-currency? Convert hard notes to prepaid/virtual Visas, then use those to make online purchases.

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May 11 2011, 2:48 UTC#LulzSec lesson of the moment: never purchase VPNs or servers with money that can be traced to you. Liberty Reserve, WebMoney, BitCoin!

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May 11 2011, 2:39 UTC#LulzSec lesson of the moment: avoid PayPal if you can. They monitor everything you do and cancel/freeze anything they want.

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May 11 2011, 2:34 UTC@LulzSec lesson of the moment: invest in BitCoins, an anonymous online currency currently worth 3.6 times that of the U.S. dollar. #secure

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May 11 2011, 2:32 UTC@smokie_da_blunt Tunneling is better than proxying, invest in VPNs purchased with BitCoins! Or... https://www.ipredator.se/ for beginners.http://twitter.com/smokie_da_blunt/status/68140536736923648

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May 11 2011, 2:30 UTC@lolspoon We're doing excellently over here. We might have crossed paths before, h4x0rs get around! #mysteryhttp://twitter.com/lolspoon/status/68139782630408192

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May 11 2011, 2:24 UTC@timeoutcorner @AaronBarr Yeah brother, he likes to read every tweet about him and say nothing to try and seem ominous. ;)http://twitter.com/timeoutcorner/status/68139165207891968

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May 11 2011, 2:22 UTC@lolspoon how you doing over there?

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May 11 2011, 1:40 UTCLeaking on Fox? Gimme some more! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHHT7dTmw8U

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May 11 2011, 1:30 UTC@LulzSec lesson of the day: @Parallax9 a typical "spook", trying to influence or disrupt through side-comments. Also known as "failure".

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May 11 2011, 1:14 UTC@charlesstover Fox-related won't go on for much longer, we have some more fun ready to drop next week. :3http://twitter.com/charlesstover/status/68119106381033472

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May 11 2011, 1:10 UTC@facetfore We do everything for lulz and fun, defending Common is just something we separately want to put out. You suck! :Dhttp://twitter.com/facetfore/status/68120170635341824

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May 11 2011, 0:52 UTCYou know who we defend? Common. Fox called him a "vile rapper"; we call Fox common scum. You think we're done? The fun has only just begun.

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May 10 2011, 23:30 UTCThese are the minutes from our meeting: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=MzJKfth0 This changes everything for everyone.

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May 10 2011, 22:52 UTCWe're having an intense group meeting to decide the exact specifications of our ASCII Lulz Boat. This is serious business - any time now.

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May 10 2011, 22:22 UTCTwitter is over capacity but The Lulz Boat will poetically sail around that blasted whale. Harpoons, gentlemen? #CrackYourOars

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May 10 2011, 21:16 UTCVigilantes? Nope. Cyber terrorists? Nope. We have no political motives - we do it for the lulz. Can't catch us, so just enjoy the fun! ^_^

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May 10 2011, 21:13 UTChttp://blogs.forbes.com/parmyolson/2011/05/10/hacker-group-raids-fox-com-targets-fbi/ | Top comment describes us as "vigilantes"; *LULZ*sec.

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May 10 2011, 21:08 UTChttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag The Lulz Boat promises something for everyone! #FuckFox #FuckFBI #kittens

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May 10 2011, 21:04 UTC@infosecdaily We listened to episode 382 of your podcast, and we are now permanently The Lulz Boat. Lulz... exciting and new... #BackToYou

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May 10 2011, 20:13 UTCWe're preparing some other Fox.com stuff right now. We might leak it just for fun if we get it all together. More on the way! :D #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 18:57 UTCHey chaps, update for you: we've stumbled upon some more Fox material that we previously thought lost. Let's see how this goes. #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 16:52 UTC@mermaidsrcsluts @aaronbarr True. Maybe Mr. Barr wants to spar with us? Challenge accepted.http://twitter.com/mermaidsrcsluts/status/67992582722035712

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May 10 2011, 16:29 UTCWe have constant projects going on, but we'll try and have something nice by next Monday, and maybe some mini-leaks during the week. #omnom

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May 10 2011, 16:26 UTC2nd on the top trended pastebins. http://pastebin.com/trends - the VICE PRESIDENT of Fox Broadcasting uses "seattle" as a global password.

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May 10 2011, 13:57 UTCHas anyone been up to any shenanigans with email/password combos? We did a quick sweep for quality beforehand; lots of Facebook logins. #fun

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May 10 2011, 12:29 UTCOh boy, LinkedIn went ahead and removed all 14 of those Fox employees' accounts. But they looked so pretty... http://i.imgur.com/TkI54.png

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May 10 2011, 12:24 UTCSilly @USABreakingNews, we have no ties with Anonymous, we just like the lulz and so do they. You so silly - more fun, fun, fun next week!

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May 10 2011, 3:51 UTCThat's all for today my fellow keyboard warriors - LulzSec is working on a sideproject that got shifted to a further away side. Back to it!

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May 10 2011, 3:40 UTC@jifa MD5s? Our FPGA clusters thought they were plaintext! Om nom nom nom nom. ^_^http://twitter.com/jifa/status/67794308740296704

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May 10 2011, 3:04 UTCAnother Fox.com leaked database: http://pastebin.com/zDMHmmAr this should keep your tummies full for a while. What's next you ask? #FuckFBI

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May 10 2011, 2:53 UTCWhile we're waiting, why don't we discuss my hat? I'll tell you a secret... I use it to cover my hair while it whips back and forth. #truth

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May 10 2011, 1:14 UTCSo while we wait for our Fox.com database to reach the public, let's recap the last hour or so: http://pastebin.com/m5MScCXS #FuckFox #etc

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May 10 2011, 0:47 UTCAnd guess what? Meet Marian Lai, Vice President at FOX Broadcasting - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/marian-lai/3/b29/461 #FuckFox #thatsright

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May 10 2011, 0:47 UTCMeet Daniel Mecca, General Manager at WTLH FOX49 - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-mecca/2b/70b/337 #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:46 UTCMeet Gayle Winnett, Account Manager at KTRV Fox 12 - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/gayle-winnett/14/1b5/a60 #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:46 UTCMeet Thomas McAdams, Sales Manager at KXVA Fox Abilene - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/thomas-mcadams/13/9a5/b89 #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:45 UTCMeet Joathan Furr, Dir National Sales Promotions at FOX BROADCASTING - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jon-furr/0/5b3/b35 #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:45 UTCMeet Kurtis Humfeld, Research Analyst at KMSP FOX 9/WFTC My 29 - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/kurtis-humfeld/a/118/5b6 #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:44 UTCMeet Micah McAfee, Research Director at FOX6 WBRC - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/micah-mcafee/12/967/a31 #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:43 UTCHey #AnonOps I hear you guys are having a rough time - let's cheer you up. #FuckFox + #Anonymous wants to join in? You can very soon!

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May 10 2011, 0:42 UTCLet's time these out, we require additional viewers! ^___^ #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:39 UTCMeet Jill Brow-Weller, Director of Research at KTTV/KCOP/MyFOXLA.com - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jill-brow-weller/1/856/11a #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:39 UTCMeet April Osborne, Marketing Manager at FOX Carolina - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/april-osborne/25/85a/1b1 #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:38 UTCMeet Chris Roelle, Midwest Sales at Fox Digital Media - http://www.linkedin.com/in/croelle #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:38 UTCMeet Jim Hill, Account Executive at Coastal Communications LLC. (FOX 4 KTBY TV) - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jim-hill/22/364/164 #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:38 UTCMeet Karen Poulsen, Marketing Consultant at Fox 5 KSWB (Tribune Co.) - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/karen-poulsen/2/a1/334 #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:36 UTCYou ready?! #FuckFox

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May 10 2011, 0:08 UTC30 minutes... #FuckFox

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May 9 2011, 23:17 UTCLulzSec hashtag of the day: #FuckFox - let's give it another hour or so, tell your friends. ^___^

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May 9 2011, 21:54 UTCThe show starts in a few hours, folks! This one is quite interactive with a finale you'll appreciate. We, we, we so excited! :3

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May 9 2011, 12:43 UTCMonday spoiler: today's leak will be significantly smaller in quantity, but vastly higher in quality. You guys like passwords? So do we!

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May 9 2011, 12:39 UTCHopefully we'll have more lulz ready by tonight. <3 We're choosing which route to take with this one. #indecisiveness

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May 9 2011, 12:37 UTC@AnthraxIT Screencapped your tweet, you'll be seeing it in some special places. :Dhttp://twitter.com/AnthraxIT/status/67495091224322048

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May 8 2011, 22:27 UTCGuys and girls, we're working on lots of fun right now! Here's your Sunday secret: we're nowhere near done with Fox.

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May 8 2011, 20:12 UTCThanks for the first 50 followers, we will take out some more things for fun this coming week. You guys having a good Sunday? ^_^

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May 7 2011, 16:58 UTCNooooooooooooooo! http://i.imgur.com/ek7hL.png #thehorror

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May 7 2011, 16:46 UTCHey /g/, glad to see you're enjoying the leakage. Nice findings, keep it up. http://boards.4chan.org/g/res/17363869

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May 7 2011, 3:08 UTCGoodnight twitter. http://vocaroo.com/?media=vtXk51nTrxReBVm0o

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May 7 2011, 2:38 UTCWe'll be leaking every week. Monday, Monday, gotta get up on Monday... #hangover

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May 7 2011, 1:44 UTCX Factor Leaked Contestants Database (download torrent) - TPB http://t.co/MKhtNVq via @tpbdotorg

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May 7 2011, 1:21 UTCAnd here you are my lovely Internet folks, the X-Factor 2011 contestant database. http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6372763 - #xfactor #leaked

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May 7 2011, 0:32 UTCIT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY, EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE LEAK-END LEAK-END! #XFactor #leakage #hacked #Fox

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May 7 2011, 0:11 UTC@thexfactor We stole your shit and now we're going to release it! Thoughts? #XFactor #hack #Fox

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May 6 2011, 23:53 UTCFollow this boat through the seas for updates on X-Factor + Fox ownage. #Fox #XFactor #nyancat

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May 6 2011, 23:38 UTCWe're releasing the X-Factor contestants database publicly tonight. Stay tuned. Wink, wink, double wink!

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May 6 2011, 23:36 UTCFOX.COM HACKED! # MySQL version: (5.1.47-log) running on 10.96.57.102 (www.fox.com) #Fox #hacked --> #XFACTOR <--